If you a bish, just say that.

DHS will begin screening immigrants' social media for antisemitism. They need not look further than the DOGE office to find an antisemitic immigrant. And they can find an antisemitic 🍊 in the oval office once a month or on the golf course the other 29 days.

By antisemitism, they mean anti-genocide.

Random strangers (mainly rnen) telling me to smile while I'm briskley walking in public will never not be bizarre to me. I have never seen anyone just walking around smiling the whole time outside of a horror movie. WHY would anyone be doing that? Don't piss me off.

The smile they gettin':

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I am the beholder.

Not a mfing thing.

However could we have guessed that anyone would figure out that Zebidiah W. and Wisteria S. were Zebidiah Williams and Wisteria Smith? What sort of wizard could possess such sleuthing capabilities? 😒

Deeply.

Lucinda, girl, bye. He said he was going to do all this ish during his campaign, but all you heard was ngr.