The Lamps of Film Noir
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Lyrics from Petula Clark’s “Downtown”:

“Don't hang around and let your problems surround you
There are movie shows/
Downtown”
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LOL my first thought was hey that’s the lamp from LAURA… then realized yes, that’s because this is an actual screenshot of LAURA. I see lamps before I see actors!
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“Don’t mind me, just sucking down this scotch before I murder you…”

The Lamps of THE AMERICAN SOLDIER (d. Fassbinder, 1970) 💡
Man sits on couch drinking scotch straight from the bottle. Woman in extreme foreground
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The Lamps of THE AMERICAN SOLDIER (d. Fassbinder, 1970) 💡
Man leans in bathroom doorway, perhaps contemplating bath. There’s a little table lamp behind him
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The Lamps of THE AMERICAN SOLDIER (d. Fassbinder, 1970) 💡
Men playing cards with gaudy spherical lamp overhead
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Being a noir completist has its (sometimes considerable) downsides
Michael Sharp
PRO
CHINA MOON
China Moon 1994
**;
Watched Sep 29, 2025
Put every noir you've ever seen in a blender. Turn it on. Turn it off. Serve. CHINA MOON!
The damn movie opens with:
Rain-slicked streets at night
Neon signs
A motel
Sex in a motel
Saxy night jazz noir music
Louvered blinds
A P.l. taking photos through those blinds
Just checking all the boxes on the Noir checklist, ripping off everything from DOUBLE INDEMNITY to THE POSTMAN ALWAYS RINGS TWICE to BODY HEAT to PURPLE NOON/The Talented Mr. Ripley (book) along the way. I laugh-shout-watched this thing. Kind of a fun hour and a half if you watch it with the appropriate derision. Featuring an adorable and very young Benicio Del Toro
(I watched this 'cause it's noir, I hadn't seen it, and it's leaving Criterion Oct 1)
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The Lamps of BREWSTER MCCLOUD (1970) 💡
Shelley Duvall on phone next to insanely colorful table lamp w/ nightmare-fuel B&W wallpaper in background: “He thinks he can fly,”
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Death Carries an Amazing Giant White Flip Phone

(DEATH CARRIES A CANE, 1973) #GialloStyle
Blonde woman on giant white flip phone, (1973)
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In defense of bad movies … or one bad movie, anyway … ❤️

boxd.it/b6fsIR
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The Cat o' Nine Tails 1971
TE
CAT • NINE
TAILS
Watched Sep 17, 2025
This move does not deserve three stars and might not even deserve two stars but it's a Dario Argento giallo starring Karl Malden as a blind crossword constructor and there's a cat
on the
poster (which hangs over my desk in my office) so I don't care if it's not technically "good," if there's way too little violence, if the plot makes no sense and is essentially without suspense-the movie was clearly made for me, specifically, so l am ride or die. If die, so be it.
(Tubi-though I'm def buying the Blu-ray)
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The Lamps of BREWSTER MCCLOUD (1970) 💡
Shelley Duvall on phone next to insanely colorful table lamp w/ nightmare-fuel B&W wallpaper in background: “He thinks he can fly,”
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The Lamps of BREWSTER MCCLOUD (1970) 💡
Shelley Duvall removing her jacket near a very colorful overhead lampshade
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Completing the Pakula/Willis “Paranoia Trilogy” 🙏
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PRO
The Parallax View 1974
½
THE PARALLAX VIEW
Watched Sep 8, 2025
There's about 15 min of this movie where it feels like a pacific NW version of "The Dukes of Hazzard" or "Smokey & the Bandit" —extended bar fights, high-speed car chases, local sheriffs, what not. It's completely off from the tone of the rest of the movie. I loved it.
This movie is like a trial run for Pakula's next movie, ALL THE PRESIDENT'S MEN (1976). It's also eerily similar to THE CONVERSATION (same year,
1974). Paranoia, surveillance, corruption, giant shadowy secretive organizations that the honest guy has no chance against. See also CHINATOWN, in that respect, I guess (also 1974).
The first half of the 70s is basically an echo of the last half of the 40s. Noir grows in the soil of disillusionment.
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Meanwhile, I don't personally know anyone who gets value from stealth bombers, or from kidnapping and enslavement squads, or the demolition of regulations that protect us from the profit motive, but I know it isn't you or me or any of the rest of us.
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Somewhere along the line the idea took hold that every part of public life needs to be efficient, an efficiency exclusively expressed in terms of whether or not it makes money. "Makes money for who, exactly?" is a question that is never asked.
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The Lamps of ALL THE PRESIDENT’S MEN (1976) (d. Pakula) 🧵 #NoirLamps
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The Lamps (and Snack Crackers) of ALL THE PRESIDENT’S MEN (1976) 💡
Redford on couch (far L) next to table lamp w/ beige fabric shade. An open box of Ritz crackers sits next to lamp
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The Lamps of ALL THE PRESIDENT’S MEN (1976) (d. Pakula) 💡

This is the good stuff ❤️
Redford (far L) in dark parking garage w/ two fluorescent lights above him and a maw of ominous blackness to his left, which he’s looking at over his left shoulder
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The Lamps of ALL THE PRESIDENT’S MEN (1976) (d. Pakula) 💡
A single lit street lamp on a street at night w Redford running away into a small patch of light in the distance (L)
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The Lamps of ALL THE PRESIDENT’S MEN (1976) (d. Pakula) 💡
Holbrook smoking in parking garage w one fluorescent light above
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The Lamps of ALL THE PRESIDENT’S MEN (1976) (d. Pakula) 💡
Redford oversleeps for meeting with Deep Throat (sitting on twin bed w plaid coverlet, a wall lamp mounted nearby)
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The Lamps of ALL THE PRESIDENT’S MEN (1976) (d. Pakula) 💡
Dustin Hoffman on an orange floral couch next to an orange floral table lamp
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d. Alan Pakula, shot by Gordon Willis
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The Lamps (and Snack Crackers) of ALL THE PRESIDENT’S MEN (1976) 💡
Redford on couch (far L) next to table lamp w/ beige fabric shade. An open box of Ritz crackers sits next to lamp
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“Noir,” they said. “You like noir.”

Perversely, I finished this movie solely so that I could then watch it with the @glennkenny.bsky.social and @selfstyledsiren.bsky.social commentary 👍🏼
Blu-ray cover of LADY ON A TRAIN—woman w gun and flashlight stands over fallen man

Deanra... on a Man (Oh! Mail Aunt!
UNIVERSAL PRESENTS
DEANNA DURBIN
Lady on
a rain
WITH
RALPH BELLAMY - DAVID BRUCE
GEORGE COULOURIS • ALLEN JENKINS - DAN DURYEA
EDWARD EVERETT HORTON • PATRICIA MORISON
ELIZABETH PATTERSON - MARIA PALMER • JACQUELINE de WIT
Produces by FELD JACKSON - Directes by CHARLES DAVID - Assocate Producer: HOWARD CHRISTIE
Scresplay by EDMUND BELOIN aNd ROBERT O'BRIEN - Orgas Story By LESLIE CHARTERIS Letterboxd review of LADY ON A TRAIN