twelve (12)
@noise.observer
I reverse engineered how they dress in Chicago. trying to blend in
January 11, 2026 at 10:02 PM
I reverse engineered how they dress in Chicago. trying to blend in
❌ "mind-altering substance"
✔️ "bicycle maintenance enhancer"
✔️ "bicycle maintenance enhancer"
January 7, 2026 at 1:06 AM
❌ "mind-altering substance"
✔️ "bicycle maintenance enhancer"
✔️ "bicycle maintenance enhancer"
they're saying she overheats in the goobermode fit, anyway. trying something else
January 3, 2026 at 12:14 AM
they're saying she overheats in the goobermode fit, anyway. trying something else
they're saying I look like some sort of weenie or goober
January 2, 2026 at 8:40 PM
they're saying I look like some sort of weenie or goober
finally switched from single-speed to fixie
December 28, 2025 at 3:01 AM
finally switched from single-speed to fixie
these are the defaults? you're kidding
December 25, 2025 at 8:25 PM
these are the defaults? you're kidding
knees hurt
still getting up to baseline, taking it slowish
this acct is now my workout diary and I'm not rly joking
still getting up to baseline, taking it slowish
this acct is now my workout diary and I'm not rly joking
December 24, 2025 at 8:33 PM
knees hurt
still getting up to baseline, taking it slowish
this acct is now my workout diary and I'm not rly joking
still getting up to baseline, taking it slowish
this acct is now my workout diary and I'm not rly joking
almost ate shit bc the chain ate my pants
December 23, 2025 at 7:22 PM
almost ate shit bc the chain ate my pants
running out of Bush-era anarchist stickers
December 23, 2025 at 3:47 AM
running out of Bush-era anarchist stickers
sometime in the past month light-moderate cardio went from being type III fun to type II
fuck me I love this thing
fuck me I love this thing
December 23, 2025 at 12:08 AM
sometime in the past month light-moderate cardio went from being type III fun to type II
fuck me I love this thing
fuck me I love this thing
in six months I will be skinnyposting
December 20, 2025 at 7:05 PM
in six months I will be skinnyposting
the way of the future
November 5, 2025 at 10:57 PM
the way of the future
the way of the future
November 5, 2025 at 10:56 PM
the way of the future
directed acyclic friends
November 3, 2025 at 3:02 PM
directed acyclic friends
almost ready for winter
October 25, 2025 at 4:34 PM
almost ready for winter
astride my two-stroke w the paper atlas... too trad, mechanix-gloved, high stakes america... it's a whole new becoming I fear
October 23, 2025 at 4:22 PM
astride my two-stroke w the paper atlas... too trad, mechanix-gloved, high stakes america... it's a whole new becoming I fear