*hides his antifa cape*

Elon Musks entire identity is "high for the first time"

Ive been sober for the better part of 6 years and I can finally say with confidence that I'm not a better person at all.

If we can distract RFK long enough to shake the penicillin off of him we should be alright.

Ive heard that the world was very good before the democrats invented crime.

Probably the funniest thing I saw growing up in a small town was ppl getting the internet and collectively finding out that our town has had a mayor this whole time.

The real echo chamber is actually the friends you've lost along the way

Can we just skip to the part where RFK tries to rub essential oils on the federal reserve

Didn't realize how much I missed posting things and no one giving a shit.

Opening this app and not being immediately told to kill myself by the dean of home schooling is refreshing.