Night of the Living Dad
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Fix your hearts or die
Do you think if Orwell were alive today he'd be like "FFS, guys, it was a work of fiction, not an instruction manual."
January 9, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Do you think if Orwell were alive today he'd be like "FFS, guys, it was a work of fiction, not an instruction manual."
Unless it's 90 minutes of Netflix punching the Duffers in the face repeatedly, I doubt it will be edifying in the slightest
January 5, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Unless it's 90 minutes of Netflix punching the Duffers in the face repeatedly, I doubt it will be edifying in the slightest
I recommend that you watch Pluribus
January 4, 2026 at 2:51 AM
I recommend that you watch Pluribus
Happy fucking New Year! 🥳🍾🎉
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January 2, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Happy fucking New Year! 🥳🍾🎉
Oh no that beer was 11%
January 1, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Oh no that beer was 11%
(Sung to the tune of The Beatles' "Here Comes the Sun")
Here comes the snot
Here comes the snot
December 26, 2025 at 3:51 PM
(Sung to the tune of The Beatles' "Here Comes the Sun")
Here comes the snot
Here comes the snot
...and to all a goodnight
December 26, 2025 at 2:49 AM
...and to all a goodnight
Merry Christmas to all the numbers not programmed into my phone
December 25, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Merry Christmas to all the numbers not programmed into my phone
In addition to the other trauma, it's sad to think that, with the uneaten cookies and carrots left by the fireplace, the Christmas depicted in Home Alone was the one when Kevin McAllister realized there was no Santa
December 18, 2025 at 3:38 AM
In addition to the other trauma, it's sad to think that, with the uneaten cookies and carrots left by the fireplace, the Christmas depicted in Home Alone was the one when Kevin McAllister realized there was no Santa
Snow covers all sins
December 14, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Snow covers all sins
I don't understand why people complain about AI. I, for one, am very curious about how the very famous science-fiction movie One Battle After Another stacks up financially with its brethren
December 11, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I don't understand why people complain about AI. I, for one, am very curious about how the very famous science-fiction movie One Battle After Another stacks up financially with its brethren
It's all a meditation on grief. Except for The Major and the Minor. That's about a grown woman pretending to be a child and a grown man falling for her
December 11, 2025 at 5:33 PM
It's all a meditation on grief. Except for The Major and the Minor. That's about a grown woman pretending to be a child and a grown man falling for her
Starting my screenplay about a post-apocalyptic future in which the currency is not money, water, oil, or ammo, but instead, physical media
December 6, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Starting my screenplay about a post-apocalyptic future in which the currency is not money, water, oil, or ammo, but instead, physical media
“His creative vision for Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots is bold, human, and deeply cinematic—exactly the kind of storytelling we love at Mattel Studios" is a sentence someone wrote and someone else approved unironically for public consumption.
December 5, 2025 at 4:27 PM
“His creative vision for Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots is bold, human, and deeply cinematic—exactly the kind of storytelling we love at Mattel Studios" is a sentence someone wrote and someone else approved unironically for public consumption.
Me when my wife bends over in front of me
a close up of a monkey 's face with big red eyes .
ALT: a close up of a monkey 's face with big red eyes .
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December 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Me when my wife bends over in front of me
What's everyone's favorite sports movie and why is it 1993's Airborne helmed by future X-Files superstar director Rob Bowman?
December 5, 2025 at 1:49 AM
What's everyone's favorite sports movie and why is it 1993's Airborne helmed by future X-Files superstar director Rob Bowman?
The song "Here Comes Santa Claus" with its lyric, "let's give thanks to the Lord above / because Santa Claus comes tonight" implies, much to the chagrin of evangelicals, that not only do both God and Santa Claus exist simultaneously, but that the former, as Creator, is responsible for the latter
December 1, 2025 at 8:01 PM
The song "Here Comes Santa Claus" with its lyric, "let's give thanks to the Lord above / because Santa Claus comes tonight" implies, much to the chagrin of evangelicals, that not only do both God and Santa Claus exist simultaneously, but that the former, as Creator, is responsible for the latter
Let the rebuild commence
November 30, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Let the rebuild commence
The fun thing about SSRIs are the vivid dreams you have when you've been off them for a while!
Oh, and the emotional regulation when you get back on, I guess
Oh, and the emotional regulation when you get back on, I guess
November 30, 2025 at 4:21 PM
The fun thing about SSRIs are the vivid dreams you have when you've been off them for a while!
Oh, and the emotional regulation when you get back on, I guess
Oh, and the emotional regulation when you get back on, I guess
This year I am thankful that Thanksgiving is once a year
November 27, 2025 at 4:17 PM
This year I am thankful that Thanksgiving is once a year
