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mr president it seems our worst fears have come true, Wario is digging up golf courses all over the world
trump, solemnly
is he saying waaah
trump, solemnly
is he saying waaah
programming my new AI to only put out images of ugly people, so your mum doesn't feel left out
November 27, 2025 at 10:13 AM
programming my new AI to only put out images of ugly people, so your mum doesn't feel left out
Another rough night up on the city walls. Ever since the Hedge Witches started wearing makeup we've been losing men hand over fist. I keep telling them, these aren't your goth GFs they're unearthly beasts but they don't listen. Now reports are saying they're wearing cat ears, it's over boys
November 27, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Another rough night up on the city walls. Ever since the Hedge Witches started wearing makeup we've been losing men hand over fist. I keep telling them, these aren't your goth GFs they're unearthly beasts but they don't listen. Now reports are saying they're wearing cat ears, it's over boys
Mr President, 65 million years ago the dinosaurs escaped an apocalypse by building wooden spacecraft and taking to the stars. Now they are back and they want our planet. Unless we can beat them at street racing we're doomed.
My God, get me Dominic Toretto
My God, get me Dominic Toretto
August 11, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Mr President, 65 million years ago the dinosaurs escaped an apocalypse by building wooden spacecraft and taking to the stars. Now they are back and they want our planet. Unless we can beat them at street racing we're doomed.
My God, get me Dominic Toretto
My God, get me Dominic Toretto
in 1973 Prince Charles and the Daemon Savile succeeded in summoning the winged beast Na'hazorgoth and implanting its essence into the young Camilla Parker-Bowles. Thus began a fairytale romance and the End of All Things
August 11, 2025 at 11:29 AM
in 1973 Prince Charles and the Daemon Savile succeeded in summoning the winged beast Na'hazorgoth and implanting its essence into the young Camilla Parker-Bowles. Thus began a fairytale romance and the End of All Things
nowhere to park my penny farthing outside the sparkle horse, the west end is DEAD
August 11, 2025 at 11:25 AM
nowhere to park my penny farthing outside the sparkle horse, the west end is DEAD
up all night manifesting on the astral plane, getting to old for this
August 11, 2025 at 11:24 AM
up all night manifesting on the astral plane, getting to old for this
Happy yank Ramadan to all who celebrate
July 4, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Happy yank Ramadan to all who celebrate
Asked dad what he was up to and he said oh you know just Updogging
And I'm like lol ok what's Updogging?
And he said up dogging in the Cathkin Braes with yer ma and some guys from the pub
And I'm like lol ok what's Updogging?
And he said up dogging in the Cathkin Braes with yer ma and some guys from the pub
July 2, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Asked dad what he was up to and he said oh you know just Updogging
And I'm like lol ok what's Updogging?
And he said up dogging in the Cathkin Braes with yer ma and some guys from the pub
And I'm like lol ok what's Updogging?
And he said up dogging in the Cathkin Braes with yer ma and some guys from the pub
Bulgar wheat in the streets
Vulgar meat in the sheets
Vulgar meat in the sheets
July 2, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Bulgar wheat in the streets
Vulgar meat in the sheets
Vulgar meat in the sheets
Increase bone density by mixing concrete powder with creatine, be the alpha you dream of
July 2, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Increase bone density by mixing concrete powder with creatine, be the alpha you dream of
Step 1
Foaming Cleanser
Step 2
Toner
Step 3
Serum
Step 4
that's ok we can make gochujang cookies
Foaming Cleanser
Step 2
Toner
Step 3
Serum
Step 4
that's ok we can make gochujang cookies
July 2, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Step 1
Foaming Cleanser
Step 2
Toner
Step 3
Serum
Step 4
that's ok we can make gochujang cookies
Foaming Cleanser
Step 2
Toner
Step 3
Serum
Step 4
that's ok we can make gochujang cookies
Wife said penny for your thoughts and I said show me the penny first and sure enough, she didn't have one. Sick of this shite
July 2, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Wife said penny for your thoughts and I said show me the penny first and sure enough, she didn't have one. Sick of this shite
Mr Smith I have some bad news. It's your mother. She's been unalived
*Crying into my phone*
grok is this true
*Crying into my phone*
grok is this true
July 2, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Mr Smith I have some bad news. It's your mother. She's been unalived
*Crying into my phone*
grok is this true
*Crying into my phone*
grok is this true
Cat walked into the room and was like, did I hear you playing prog rock?
I'm like no
She goes, I def heard flutes
I'm like, must have been the TV or something outside
She stared at me for a bit then threw up on the carpet and walked out, fucksake man
I'm like no
She goes, I def heard flutes
I'm like, must have been the TV or something outside
She stared at me for a bit then threw up on the carpet and walked out, fucksake man
June 6, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Cat walked into the room and was like, did I hear you playing prog rock?
I'm like no
She goes, I def heard flutes
I'm like, must have been the TV or something outside
She stared at me for a bit then threw up on the carpet and walked out, fucksake man
I'm like no
She goes, I def heard flutes
I'm like, must have been the TV or something outside
She stared at me for a bit then threw up on the carpet and walked out, fucksake man
I love when these #booktok dweebs are like omg I just finished my 6th book this week, and you look and the book is all Hi my name is Vittorio Palladin and I'm a new student at Fecundity Dark Magick University and boy do I love getting pegged
June 6, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I love when these #booktok dweebs are like omg I just finished my 6th book this week, and you look and the book is all Hi my name is Vittorio Palladin and I'm a new student at Fecundity Dark Magick University and boy do I love getting pegged
no stream today chat the Void is calling
June 6, 2025 at 12:41 PM
no stream today chat the Void is calling
mistor preesident oi am going home to toik ket and jack orf, you have hoort moi feelings
June 6, 2025 at 12:39 PM
mistor preesident oi am going home to toik ket and jack orf, you have hoort moi feelings
Agent:
So it's called Mario Kart World.
Bowser:
I just don't feel my character would just hang out with his enemies like this
Wario:
Waah my integrity boo hoo
Bowser:
No I'm just saying...
Luigi:
oh FFS just sign it, we all know you need the money, I've got a burst pipe to get to
Bowser:
...OK
So it's called Mario Kart World.
Bowser:
I just don't feel my character would just hang out with his enemies like this
Wario:
Waah my integrity boo hoo
Bowser:
No I'm just saying...
Luigi:
oh FFS just sign it, we all know you need the money, I've got a burst pipe to get to
Bowser:
...OK
June 5, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Agent:
So it's called Mario Kart World.
Bowser:
I just don't feel my character would just hang out with his enemies like this
Wario:
Waah my integrity boo hoo
Bowser:
No I'm just saying...
Luigi:
oh FFS just sign it, we all know you need the money, I've got a burst pipe to get to
Bowser:
...OK
So it's called Mario Kart World.
Bowser:
I just don't feel my character would just hang out with his enemies like this
Wario:
Waah my integrity boo hoo
Bowser:
No I'm just saying...
Luigi:
oh FFS just sign it, we all know you need the money, I've got a burst pipe to get to
Bowser:
...OK
jon bring me more lasagna jon get this dog out of my face jon you will die alone
garfield i will take you with me you fat bitch the last thing you see will be my face i will drown you in that lasagna
garfield i will take you with me you fat bitch the last thing you see will be my face i will drown you in that lasagna
June 5, 2025 at 9:56 AM
jon bring me more lasagna jon get this dog out of my face jon you will die alone
garfield i will take you with me you fat bitch the last thing you see will be my face i will drown you in that lasagna
garfield i will take you with me you fat bitch the last thing you see will be my face i will drown you in that lasagna
Seventeen generations of Doctor Who on a Usenet forum in 1997 arguing about what footwear is best for running down corridors
June 5, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Seventeen generations of Doctor Who on a Usenet forum in 1997 arguing about what footwear is best for running down corridors
I WILL HAPPILY FORGO THE YANK MONEY IF IT MEANS WE DON'T NEED TO HEAR YANK OPINIONS ON DOCTOR WHO
June 1, 2025 at 6:40 AM
I WILL HAPPILY FORGO THE YANK MONEY IF IT MEANS WE DON'T NEED TO HEAR YANK OPINIONS ON DOCTOR WHO
The Doctor
SHE IS PROVOKING THE BONE BEASTS
Random UNIT guy
don't say it don't fuckin say it...
SHE'S PROVOKING MY BONE BEAST AMIRITE GUYS
SHE IS PROVOKING THE BONE BEASTS
Random UNIT guy
don't say it don't fuckin say it...
SHE'S PROVOKING MY BONE BEAST AMIRITE GUYS
May 31, 2025 at 7:18 PM
The Doctor
SHE IS PROVOKING THE BONE BEASTS
Random UNIT guy
don't say it don't fuckin say it...
SHE'S PROVOKING MY BONE BEAST AMIRITE GUYS
SHE IS PROVOKING THE BONE BEASTS
Random UNIT guy
don't say it don't fuckin say it...
SHE'S PROVOKING MY BONE BEAST AMIRITE GUYS
been to 4 apothecaries today, all sold out of wormwood wtf man fml
May 30, 2025 at 12:33 PM
been to 4 apothecaries today, all sold out of wormwood wtf man fml
an episode of poker face where a young comedian murders his cat because it has a bigger follower list on bluesky
May 30, 2025 at 12:19 PM
an episode of poker face where a young comedian murders his cat because it has a bigger follower list on bluesky
please stop calling me star fox that is the name of my team and it is super disrespectful my name is fox thank you
May 30, 2025 at 12:15 PM
please stop calling me star fox that is the name of my team and it is super disrespectful my name is fox thank you