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ghost mutt @nomadberg.bsky.social · 3d

Thinking about the full monty chips

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ghost mutt @nomadberg.bsky.social · 6d

ghost mutt @nomadberg.bsky.social · 7d

Whether you loved her or hated her, you can't deny she loved those dang apes

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ghost mutt @nomadberg.bsky.social · 8d

What is Jimeoin doing on that Riyadh comedy lineup lol

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ghost mutt @nomadberg.bsky.social · 9d

"That wasn't even a metaphor. This old man just came over to me and put his whole dick and balls in a glass of tonic and gin"

-Billy Joel, Unprompted

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ghost mutt @nomadberg.bsky.social · 12d

That Mccluggage guy comes from a long line of McDonald's themed suit case manufacturers

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ghost mutt @nomadberg.bsky.social · 14d

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ghost mutt @nomadberg.bsky.social · 14d

They've framed this like he's an ape that just learned how to speak lmao

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ghost mutt @nomadberg.bsky.social · 19d

Yeah we're opening a real 'kitchen to plate' style restaurant. We make the food in here and then put it on that

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ghost mutt @nomadberg.bsky.social · 21d

BREAKING: Arj Barker has kicked a mother and her baby out of a show after the baby was caught liking a post criticizing Charlie Kirk

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ghost mutt @nomadberg.bsky.social · 28d

Every time I read RUOK phonetically

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ghost mutt @nomadberg.bsky.social · Sep 6

A girl I went to school with who has no personality outside of crossfit just got a dog and named it Deadlift. Like, that's not even a name. You just got the one puzzle piece of your life and smashed it into it until it fit

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ghost mutt @nomadberg.bsky.social · Sep 3

Nobody:

The Prodigal Son: damn I love being prodigal

ghost mutt @nomadberg.bsky.social · Aug 30

Dog racing CEO: so why do you wanna call races

*me sucking on loose change*

Dog racing CEO: your hired

Calling first race: what the hell is this? Why are we doing this!?

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ghost mutt @nomadberg.bsky.social · Aug 29

This laundromat is asking me to follow them on insta. What updates could I need from you man

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ghost mutt @nomadberg.bsky.social · Aug 27

Why would I do this masters course and learn things when I could come back as a 50 year old and already know everything about everything

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ghost mutt @nomadberg.bsky.social · Aug 27

Steve Buscemi you can't need money that badly

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ghost mutt @nomadberg.bsky.social · Aug 27

This scene never gets talked about and it's so good

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ghost mutt @nomadberg.bsky.social · Aug 17

Was out to dinner with friends in a half full Vietnamese restaurant when literally 20 boy scouts in uniform came in and started running around the tables and yelling at each other about scout things

ghost mutt @nomadberg.bsky.social · Aug 10

Bullet for my Valentine?

Awful gift

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ghost mutt @nomadberg.bsky.social · Aug 10

Hungover in bed scrolling Uber eats and liquorland is open for delivery. You can touch your phone and a man on a bike will bring you a bottle of vodka at 10:09am

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ghost mutt @nomadberg.bsky.social · Aug 8

Guy that loves Adult Swim but hates e-commerce for some reason: I hate that I can't see this in person before buying, they should have a brick and morty store

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ghost mutt @nomadberg.bsky.social · Aug 5

Brb withdrawing my super

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ghost mutt @nomadberg.bsky.social · Aug 1

Washing up and Jamie Oliver came on the TV after making a banh mi and said "I've never had a sandwich like that"

I mean he probably has, that's why he's doing a recipe for banh mi. If not, I applaud him for independently creating the banh mi in both name and taste

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ghost mutt @nomadberg.bsky.social · Jul 27

Thank you Google AI

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