Owner insisted when we called about late rentals we include the name of the title. If they had an answering machine it was expected of us to leave a msg. “Hi, this is __from __. I’m calling to remind you to return, Pulp Friction, Foreskin Gump, Deep Space 69 and Stiff Latino’s #4. Thanks!” (3/3)

New release days we’d be responsible for inputing the VHS’s into the DB. Customers would start circling like blood thirsty sharks in the hopes of getting what dropped, including porn. Had a regular that would rent out 3-4 porn titles & return all of them within 45 minutes. Every. Single. Time.(2/3)

Worked at a mom and pop video store during college in the 90s. We had the porn backroom w/ a video feed of it behind the front counter with an intercom system. Called it the ‘Voice of God’ because we’d constantly be shouting “Sir! Take your hands out of your pockets so we can see them!” (1/3)

Can we pretty please with sugar on top have Musk deported or jettisoned out of an airlock. I'm really not picky at this point.