Nona Suomi
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Nona Suomi
@nonasuomi.net
33 | They/them | IT professional
*Goldblum, *fuck* how did I typo that?
December 23, 2025 at 9:05 PM
positive prompt: solo_female, large_breasts, attractive, i_am_so_lonely

negative prompt: bad_anatomy, extra_limbs, too_many_fingers, body_horror, oh_god_why

output: (still makes Golblum in The Fly look like a VERY solid 9)
December 23, 2025 at 9:03 PM
ED-209 has the chance to have the *funniest* hallucination right now...
December 23, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I've stopped keeping track of the dumb name's he's been co-opting for his bullshit, but do I understand the implication correctly, that he's (at least claiming to be) giving his AI-controlled robot a live firearm?
December 23, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Beautiful. No notes.
December 23, 2025 at 4:03 PM
"Merriam Webster defines 'slop' as... " 🤓

It's a word that had been shorthand for media junk food for decades. Just because you're being precious about your preferred popcorn series getting hit with that label doesn't make it any less applicable.
December 23, 2025 at 3:42 PM
And also, if you can live on Doritos and candy and somehow maintain your health, more power to you, but don't try to make the whole rest of the world agree with you that your bag of Cool Ranch is actually just as healthy as a fresh salad.
December 23, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Yep. And hey- it's not like it's a moral failing to enjoy some good old-fashioned cinematic junk food! No reason to get defensive over it- enjoy what you enjoy- but trying to pretend that Smurf Pocahontas (In! Spaaaaace!) is doing something incredibly deep and meaningful and new is just silly.
December 23, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Nah, you're 100% right. Expensive slop is still slop. Slop whose cook is pretentious about his "masterpiece" is still slop. Slop that has been three decades in the making is still slop. People are being overly precious about that word.
December 23, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Expensive, high-profile, long-in-the-making, or a creator who is extremely pretentious and precious about the project does not mean something can't be slop. See also: every David Cage project ever produced.
December 23, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Damn, I thought I'd blocked most of the blueMAGA idiots last time we were cursed with a "Gav4Prez!" news cycle. You mean to say they're rallying around George goddamn Conway now?

I swear these cretins would foam at the mouth to put fucking Eichmann on the ticket if he claimed to be a never-Trumper.
December 23, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Was a real "so the comment section isn't going the way you planned" moment, and yet he kept on going...
December 23, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Not that I seriously believe that's the case, but the question remains- why do something that even *potentially* raises the question?
December 23, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Like, tinfoil hat for a moment, but why go to bat if you aren't financially and/or professionally invested? The former is a bad enough conflict of interest, but the latter- potentially using genAI in his own work- could call into question any of his reporting that hasn't been independently verified.
December 23, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Honestly, the post itself had me raising an eyebrow, but this subsequent crashout has me wondering if there's more to it. Between his editorialized posting of the "additional context" from that interview the other day and this, seems to me like he's probably got a vested interest in genAI somehow.
December 23, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Wow, you didn't even @ ping him, just put his name and handle in the alt-text, and he still got you less than an hour after posting. Dude has to be namesearching himself OBSESSIVELY over this.

Absolute corncobbed behavior.
December 23, 2025 at 12:22 AM
*EXTREMELY LOUD GAMESHOW BUZZER*

Incorrect!
December 22, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I mean, it seems deeply intellectually dishonest to pose a question, then lock replies when the results don't go how you wanted. If he was overwhelmed by the responses then muting the thread was always an option. Instead he chose to try and actively stifle a conversation that *he himself started*.
December 22, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Be interesting to see the side-by-side with the version that they eventually release stateside. Assuming they do release it, at least.
December 22, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Uh... congratulations, I guess?
December 22, 2025 at 8:08 PM
🌽
December 22, 2025 at 6:41 PM
For a guy who ostensibly doesn't want to be thought of as a shitty racist, you're doing an awful lot of racism apologia

Learn to accept when you've fucked up, and if you're too proud to delete the post then at least have the grace to shut the fuck up about it and not keep doubling and tripling down
December 22, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Plus, I traded today and tomorrow for days off next week to supplement a bit of PTO, meaning after 3 PM Tuesday I'm out until the 5th, so there's a bit of a give-and-take.
December 22, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I sympathize for folks who want to be off, but for me it means a slow day when I can finally make progress on projects without being dragged away every 30 mins for trivial heldesk-level nonsense that could be solved without my intervention by the judicious application of two neurons and The Google.
December 22, 2025 at 5:29 PM