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nonbinarythemperor.bsky.social
Nonbinary Themperor
@nonbinarythemperor.bsky.social
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‘Politics? In MY fanfiction? It’s more likely than you think.’

queer romcom fic peddler 🔞+

AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/NonbinaryThemperor/works

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@caffeinated-spoon.bsky.social and I are proud to announce a cross-server initiative this month called ‘Smut for SNAP’, where you can ask participating writers to write you a piece of smut in exchange for a charitable donation to a food bank, blood bank, or volunteer hours.
‘COME & WRITE for SMUT FOR SNAP’ written in the iconic Zohran Mamdani campaign font
November 8, 2025 at 9:38 PM
nonbinarythemperor.bsky.social
I’ve been looking around lately wondering where the hell Bill and Ted are. Could really use someone to save the world with rock n’ roll right about now.
Bill & Ted saying ‘be excellent to each other’
June 21, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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The votes are in! 7 more chapters left until the ‘Mama Ratio and her Two Gay Sons’ trilogy is finally and utterly COMPLETE!

Stay tuned - a new chapter will be announced later this week!
Poll by Nonbinary Themperor saying: Choose a single number between 5 and 8. Options are: 5 - 0% votes (0 votes) 6 - 33% votes (4 votes) 7 - 67% votes (8 votes) 8 - 0% votes (0 votes) Total of 12 votes at poll closure. The winner is 7.
June 11, 2025 at 2:11 PM
nonbinarythemperor.bsky.social
I always knew this is who I wanted to be when I grew up
Samantha Jones from ‘Sex and the City’ being iconic as always with an iced coffee in one hand and a cellphone in the other. She is in front of a TV Guide poster with an image of a doctor saying ‘Hot Doctor’.
April 13, 2025 at 9:27 PM
nonbinarythemperor.bsky.social
A fascinating update hmmmm
Blocked by user
March 25, 2025 at 7:22 PM
nonbinarythemperor.bsky.social
Heyyyy @klck.bsky.social I’m 100% sure you got hacked.

@moderation.bsky.app please help my friend get their account back please. They are still trying to get me onto Discord even after these messages and still messaging me right up to this minute. I know they have been hacked for sure.
Person 1: Hi can I have a minute please? I really do have a concern Me: Hey what’s good? Everything ok?? Person 1: I just wanted to ask if you happen to share your Bluesky account with anyone? Me: what like someone else logs into my account? No. Why has something happened? Person 1: no I think someone trying to impersonate you Me: or did you get hacked?? Me: Oh fuck Person 1: i’m asking because I accidentally clicked on a suspicious link that was sent to me via DM. Unfortunately, it turned out to be a phishing scheme that compromised my account. My account was then used to target other users. I believed you were the one who sent me the link since you had the same profile picture, name, and similar @. after I managed to recover my account, I mistakenly reported your account for hacking and scamming me, as I couldn’t identify the actual username of the person responsible. Me: I don’t have a chat history with you prior to today tho Me: also, if you were hacked, how do I know I’m not speaking to the hacker themself? Person 1: there someone trying to impersonate you do you want to screenshot? Person 1: do you have discord so that I can send you the pic of your impersonator? Me: why not just send me their username here? Person 1: I try to find the @ I can’t find it I think they already change the @ and pfp too I only see your acc I think I made an mistake to report you Me: Mmmmhmmm, I see. So then how would a screenshot help me then? Me: This is all very suspicious Me: Hello?
March 25, 2025 at 7:08 PM
nonbinarythemperor.bsky.social
My humble contribution ✨
Where the ‘Gulf of Mexico’ used to be, it now reads, ‘Gulf of Gay Sex’.
February 21, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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(Part 2 of 2)

This was so fascinating! A huge THANK YOU to every single human being who took the time and effort to complete my survey! Thank you all so much, I have a LOT to think about! ✨💜✨

What am I going to do with these results? Well, honestly… I have no idea yet 😅 but STAY TUNED to find out!
A survey asks, What would you really love to see a scene written of if there was one final sequel longfic to turn the 'Mama Ratio and Her Two Gay Sons' series into a complete trilogy?’ Responses: yes A BIG GAY ASSSSS WEDDING Just the couples being so sweet and wholesome you get diabetes Aventurine and Ratio still gotta have a wedding. Maybe they have to head to Sagonia for some reason Mama Ratio finding love I'm not even fully sure about this, but I'd love to see more of Sampo as Madam Poisson. Also, any Mama Ratio content. I adore her so much. You made me love the Ratio x Aventurine ship like 5x as much as I already did before so literally anything from you with the ships already introduced would be epic! Oooh ... Aventurine and Veritas both making plans to propose! And talking to Mama Ratio about it! And I'd love to see more Gepard and Sampo by you! A survey asks, ‘What would you really love to see a scene written of if there was one final sequel longfic to turn the ama Ratio and Her Two Gay Sons' series into a complete trilogy?’ Responses: (One response is cut off) Mama Ratio finding love I'm not even fully sure about this, but l'd love to see more of Sampo as Madam Poisson. Also, any Mama Ratio content. I adore her so much. You made me love the Ratio x Aventurine ship like 5x as much as I already did before so literally anything from you with the ships already introduced would be epic! Oooh ... Aventurine and Veritas both making plans to propose! And talking to Mama Ratio about it! And I'd love to see more Gepard and Sampo by you! Well you've already done a kind of foursome between the boys, but if I was being purely self indulgent and selfish... Aven riding Gepard whilst Ver watched as he was being pegged by Brughel... Yeah, I think that's just really self indulgent though lol. Proposal and/or wedding. Please A survey asks, ‘If I were to write my own original fiction that is not fanfiction, with similar storylines that you've read with 'Mama Ratio and her Two Gay Sons', what platform would you be most interested in reading it on?’ Responses: • 55.6% voted for: Patreon with tiered content and possible commissions options • 00.0% voted for: Substack paid subscription with serialized updates • 11.1% voted for: Old-school blogging with banner ads, an RSS feed, and an email subscriber list... • 22.2% voted for: Follow along on Bluesky and preorder when a full actual book comes out end... • 11.1% voted for: I'm only here for your fanfiction tbh, but good luck!
January 26, 2025 at 4:08 AM
nonbinarythemperor.bsky.social
FINALLY, the long-awaited survey results! Check them out below and SPOILERS if you haven’t finished reading my works yet! ✨

See pics below: (contact info redacted because obviously)

(Part 1 of 2)
A survey reads, ‘What was your absolute, hands-down favorite scene so far from my 'Mama Ratio and her Two Gay Sons' series?’ Responses: Any Chappell Roan reference, and also all the "Pink Pony Club" scenes. Loved them so, so much and they will be one of my reasons for re reading the 2nd book. For the first book, misunderstanding when Dr. Ratio left to get flowers and Aventurine thought he was being abandoned. Loved that. Got me feeling sad. Would like some more Argenti and Boothill tho Okay, so I didn't reread the first one, nor have I read the finale yet. But my favorites were things like Gepard at the florist, asking Sampo for advice on asking Madame Poisson out (even funnier on a reread!), Veritas realizing he doesn't wear the pants, and some of the most incredible declarations of love and devotion throughout. And all the allusions and references! And friends and family who will drop everything! And ... um, yeah, all of it? First fic - Aven and Ver in the dream bubble was hawt. Second fic - Brughel pegging Gepard by far (I love my vers boys) Sheesh this is hard to choose, probably the one when Aventurine thinks Ratio left him behind and goes off with Topaz to get drunk, it's absolutely hilarious and also so angsty ugh both of them are such dumbasses A survey question asks: What was your absolute, hands-down favorite scene so far from my 'Mama Ratio and her Two Gay Sons' series?’ Responses: There was a lot I can pick from, but honestly the love letter to Ratio saying that he love Aventurine Sex sent me to the ER Honestly any scenes with Sampo in them (cuz he's my blorbus) but if I have to pick a more specific one, it’s probably when Aventurine and Sampo interacted. They just have such an interesting dynamic. I think it was either Ratio and Aventurine finally confessing their love or them fucking loud enough to wake a thought dead robot The confession scene between Aventurine and Ratio Any Chappell Roan reference, and also all the "Pink Pony Club" scenes. Loved them so, so much and they will be one of my reasons for re reading the 2nd book. For the first book, misunderstanding when Dr. Ratio left to get flowers and Aventurine thought he was being abandoned. Loved that. Got me feeling sad. Would like some more Argenti and Boothill tho A survey asks: ‘What scene did you feel so far in 'Mama Ratio and Her Two Gay Sons' was kind of forgettable, or maybe unnecessary to the overall plot?’ Tesponses: I can't think of anything Nothing really Imma be honest here, I can't remember most scenes, just how the plot goes (thats unfortunately how my brain works with especially long fics, sorry ^^;) but from what I can remember there's nothing really out of place :3 I can't even think of one. I loved it all honestly. None You're doing a good job at making even some little side scenes feel important! I like that a lot. If everything was only about the main ships, things could get boring I wasn't wild about getting Kenny's POV (all together: Fuck Kenny!), but I can't really argue that it was unnecessary. A survey asks, ‘What scene did you feel so far in 'Mama Ratio and Her Two Gay Sons' was kind of forgettable, or maybe unnecessary to the overall plot?’ Responses: (One response cut off halfway through) I can't even think of one. I loved it all honestly. None You're doing a good job at making even some little side scenes feel important! I like that a lot. If everything was only about the main ships, things could get boring I wasn't wild about getting Kenny's POV (all together: Fuck Kenny!), but I can't really argue that it was unnecessary. Uhhhh none that come to mind tbh. And if any scene *was* forgettable, we'll, I've forgotten it. But from memory, everything was nicely placed. Erm sex scene in the robot room maybe, that felt unnecessary but I guess it did play into the eventual 4some so idk what else lol
January 26, 2025 at 4:00 AM
nonbinarythemperor.bsky.social
Dinner tonight: my spouse made Palestinian Musakhan & rice to celebrate the ceasefire! 🇵🇸

Sadly, we did not have pomegranate molasses, but even without it, the sumac makes the chicken tangy. I’m actually stuffing my face rn; my goal is to eat every chicken & rice dish around the world (a fave food)
Pictured is homemade Palestinian Chicken Musakhan and rice on a paper plate with a fork, delicious and ready to eat.
January 20, 2025 at 11:23 PM
nonbinarythemperor.bsky.social
Logged in today to get a weird propaganda-y message that ‘President Trump’ (not even president yet) saved #TikTok… well you know what they say: when there’s smoke, there’s fire. Something weird is going down so I’m out. Also it’s FILLED with ads now. Ugh.

So I deleted my account permanently. Bye 👋
A form for TikTok account deletion asks the OP, ‘Why are you leaving TikTok?’ They selected ‘Another reason’ and filled in the optional comment section, saying: ‘TikTok died for me on January 19th. The moment President Trump had something to do with it, it jumped the shark. I would rather remember it for what it was, than continue to use it wishing time would go backwards. Goodbye and thanks for all the memories when it truly was great.’
January 20, 2025 at 5:19 AM
nonbinarythemperor.bsky.social
Wow… and that’s it. Just got booted.

Goodbye to the end of an era & thanks for all the memories. #TikTokban
A screen showing the first indication of the U.S. TikTok ban. It reads, ‘Sorry, TikTok isn’t available right now.’, going on to explain the TikTok ban in the United States - but to stay tuned for updates if anything changes.
January 19, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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If you can believe it, this is how the Mama Ratio series began! Just a silly little brainworm I just started writing at 6:30 am on a random Tuesday in May on my Notes app, had no idea where I was going with it… now, I’m ~150,000 words in, two longfics with a possible 3rd, & the best readers ever 💜
A picture of the OP’s iPhone Notes app, titled ‘RatUrine Fanfic that won’t leave my head’, dated May 28th, 2024 at 6:36 AM. Pictured is the working title, ‘Kakavasha and the Doctor of Chaos’ which would go on to be the title of the premier work for the author’s AO3 account and still is by and far their most popular fic on AO3 even today. Following is the story summary, featuring a fake Rx prescription for Aventurine of Stratagems for cat cakes from Honkai: Star Rail by their love interest, Dr. Ratio, where the story begins. Out of frame, the note goes on to be the first chapter of the fanfic, which has been posted as a complete work on NonbinaryThemperor’s AO3 account (link in bio).
January 16, 2025 at 4:45 AM
nonbinarythemperor.bsky.social
Without downloading any new pics, what’s your energy going into 2025?
A billboard in front of a rainbow in the sky that reads, ‘KARMA IS ONLY A BITCH IF YOU ARE’.
January 1, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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It’s just me and my new Kobo e-reader against the world ✨
Pictured is the author’s current fanfiction work, ‘A Wildfire in the Middle of Winter’ displayed on the Kobo e-reader. In the backdrop is Dr. Ratio’s motif of an owl head, blue and white robes, the Fourier transform formula, and laurel leaves behind the e-reader.
December 28, 2024 at 3:04 AM
nonbinarythemperor.bsky.social
Ten years of Christian school (against my will) immediately brings this verse to mind upon reading this:
December 25, 2024 at 4:25 AM
nonbinarythemperor.bsky.social
My autistic ass each time I get a COVID or flu booster shot:
A screaming person with laser shooting eyes is represented going super saiyan or something behind the white all-caps letters: ‘LEVEL UP’
December 24, 2024 at 8:58 PM
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On the other hand, how. I am not even vegan wtf (no hate to those who practice). I’ve never even so much as MENTIONED I’m vegan or not vegan before now.

Literally right now I’m eating homemade turkey soup sooooo someone’s algorithm fucked up somewhere…
December 22, 2024 at 11:09 PM
nonbinarythemperor.bsky.social
On the one hand, I’m super proud to have my first two blocks! It means people actually read the shit I post (probably, who knows)
December 22, 2024 at 11:07 PM
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Wolfram Alpha is telling me I spent more active time writing this fanfic series than it takes the planet Mercury to orbit our sun. I feel weirdly proud of this.

I know some people think I should feel ‘ashamed’ for this but I’m just happy that I spent the time honing my writing skills & having fun.
A WolframAlpha output of comparisons of the time period of 2,314 hours and 17 minutes as a period of time. Notably, it is approximately 1.1 times the orbital period of the planet Mercury, as well as approximately 0.43 times the orbital period of the planet Venus.
December 20, 2024 at 3:48 AM
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Writing is truly a labor of love for me, but god DAMN that number made me choke.

That’s 2,314 HOURS (& 17 minutes) of me writing fanfic in 2024, by the way. And that’s ONLY this series!

anyways I’m actually insane and I need a hiatus after this fic wraps up more than I need actual air to breathe
Pictured is a Microsoft OneDrive folder titled ‘Mama Ratio and her Two Gay Sons’. Five files are shown titled as follows: 1.) a folder titled ‘Misc and or unpublished’ 2.) A Wildfire in the Middle of Winter (sequel) 3.) Kakavasha and the Doctor of Chaos 4.) Scrap pieces from ‘A Wildfire in the Middle (of Winter) (sic)’ 5.) Scrap pieces from ‘Kakavasha and the Doctor (of chaos) (sic)’ Shown in the bottom left is a highlighted circle featuring the total editing time, which equals an insane running total of 2,314 hours and 17 minutes - the total of all the selected files, showing the sheer insanity and dedication of the author (myself).
December 20, 2024 at 3:41 AM