I dunno, maybe I've got some body issues since I wouldn't know how to pose, and I certainly don't want to take photos of myself. I had enough problems doing that when I cosplayed and that was keeping clothes on!

So of course part of me is like "I should start a 🌶 site since I'm at least on their level and could use some extra money". I'm not going to do any of this, largely because I I'm going to feel super awkward and everything would look like The George. You know, this gag from Seinfeld

I didn't end up going and looking at the site to see their guests, and I was kind of amazed that all the women were basically goddesses and then the like ten men they had at least half of them looked like they went to the Ron Jeremy School of Entertainment

Creepy Elf Dolls That Look Like Wallace Shawn and/or Alan Cumming (Series, 1995 - )

Besides the brain worm? I'm pretty sure he was dropped on his head repeatedly into a pile of lead paint chips