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What Mo Mo wants vs what people think Mo Mo wants.
An attractive male doctor corners an attractive female doctor against a wall. She leans in for a kiss then pulls away at the last moment. They gaze into each other's eyes, smoldering. An over confident ladies man pushes his awkward, nerdy male friend onto a bed, while giving him the advice "push her against the wall, and tell her. Like this."
July 10, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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Cover for James Hogan's *Inherit The Stars*
Paperback cover of the novel Inherit The Stars by James P. hogan showing two futuristic astronauts in space suits digging an ancient skeleton wearing a space suit out of moon dust
May 4, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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Photograph of sci-fi and fantasy filk singer Leslie Fish wearing a red headband and a blue, low cut, metallic Lycra shirt, playing an acoustic guitar.
February 2, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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This is what I post from
A black and white Power On Self Test screen for a 486 DX computer. The screen shows text output indicating that the CPU is clocked at 50mhz, there are 32MB of RAM installed, and the IDE CD-ROM and hard drives are detected and working. There is a yellow and green Energy Star logo in the upper right corner of the screen
January 28, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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I spent human dollars on this
December 31, 2024 at 4:41 AM
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I went real deep in the weeds and dug up the Department of Health's report on Danforth's Non-Explosive Sunlight Oil or whatever else it was marketed as. babel.hathitrust.org/cgi/pt?id=uc...
Scan of typeset document from 1871: "The most noticeable case of this kind is that of G. M. Danforth & Co., who have their principal office at 953 Broadway, with branch shops in other parts of the city. The oil sold by this firm as "Danforth's Non-explosive Petroleum Fluid" is naphtha - nothing more or less ; it is the most dangerous article that can be put into a lamp or brought into a house . It has already caused numerous accidents , some fatal "
November 22, 2024 at 7:24 PM
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I grew up on these streets
Screenshot of Streets of Rage for the Sega Genesis, showing two player characters in t-shirts and jeans beating up a pair of punks with bright orange hair, on a brick road in front of a shopping center and arcade.
May 13, 2024 at 4:23 AM
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Cover of Weird Al Yankovic's album Off The Deep End. A photograph of a naked Al swimming in a pool after a donut on a fish hook, in a parody of Nirvana's Never Mind album
April 6, 2024 at 6:47 PM
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My fave for this year is the splatter painted 1979 Citroen 2CV from team Czech Samurais
January 6, 2024 at 2:03 PM
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Never forget
Text block: "Michaelangelo also like to cook and it is he who prepares most of the turtles' meals. In many ways he is the hedonist and a sensualist, appreciative of pleasures of the flesh."
October 14, 2023 at 4:27 AM
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I rolled up a D&D fighter the other day because a friend wants to run the new official module, and was mucking around with the new HeroForge options and paused like, "why does this look familiar?" Then when mindlessly scrolling BSKY just now, I paused and said "..did I make Christina?"
October 13, 2023 at 4:35 AM
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Not surprised given this 2015 interview
web.archive.org/web/20151026...
Text block screenshot: In his recent letter to the Crimean authorities, Durst reportedly made clear his fondness for the Russian president. "I think that President Putin will understand what kind of person I am, having looked into my eyes ,and will know that he has an ally that can help in many things," Durst wrote, according to Izvestia. "I am sure that we can do many important things together and it will help Russia, and it will help people all around the world to understand that Putin is a great guy with clear moral principles and a nice person."
October 13, 2023 at 3:19 AM
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Reminder for other new users:
Danger: Helvetica. A researcher takes notes as a man with only a blank smooth space instead of a face pounds on a window, labeled "The Helvetica Scenario"
September 21, 2023 at 1:25 AM
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Really more of a Luxembourg analogue.
September 17, 2023 at 3:10 PM