so we've had major AWS and Cloudflare outages all in a matter of weeks

it’s not DNS
there’s no way it’s DNS
it was DNS

you know it’s a bad Cloudflare outage when it even takes out down detector 😅

X is down, so here we are.

My new year resolution for 2026 just leaked and it says steady income and no jobs.

So I bought portable light bar to light the way to bathroom while trying not to blind myself. I bought it 3 separate times now because all of them went missing.

I now consider this a curse.

What is my colleague doing in my dream last night? 🫣 Do I deeply wish he wasn’t JUST someone I have to work with?

Nah, I already know that I shouldn’t be messing around with him, but somehow he kept messing around with me in my dream.

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #2,371,054!

My new place to yell into the void, just like how twitter was for me 15 years ago (omg I didn’t realize that was long tamago)

Oh hi, I’m just gonna start posting here 🙂

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