NoobSalmon
@noobsalmon.bsky.social
Challenge runner/former speedrunner at https://www.twitch.tv/noobsalmon | 35 | he/him | "this machine kills fascists" | business: [email protected]
this has been a bittersweet year, got engaged, quit my job, started eating healthier. im a bit disappointed that my health is still not great after making big commitments also that switching jobs was super stressful but looking forward to turn my luck around in 2026
December 14, 2025 at 5:46 PM
this has been a bittersweet year, got engaged, quit my job, started eating healthier. im a bit disappointed that my health is still not great after making big commitments also that switching jobs was super stressful but looking forward to turn my luck around in 2026
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KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
September 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
finally seeing @mogwai.scot live this weekend
Mogwai - Mexican Grand Prix
YouTube video by mogwaiTV
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September 9, 2025 at 6:16 PM
finally seeing @mogwai.scot live this weekend
we are getting married next year (forgot to continue this from twitter)
September 7, 2025 at 10:29 AM
we are getting married next year (forgot to continue this from twitter)
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0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. He is starting to suspect Kras Mazov *fucked him over* personally with his socio-economic theory.
September 5, 2025 at 5:36 AM
0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. He is starting to suspect Kras Mazov *fucked him over* personally with his socio-economic theory.
the i-am-officially-an-old-person update: 🥳 i have hernia 🥳
August 13, 2025 at 9:24 AM
the i-am-officially-an-old-person update: 🥳 i have hernia 🥳
quit my job of 12 years, got my wisdom tooth removed.. things are going fast
July 17, 2025 at 3:48 PM
quit my job of 12 years, got my wisdom tooth removed.. things are going fast
Just some random update: Got engaged in Slovenia
June 12, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Just some random update: Got engaged in Slovenia
what are these prices obsidian..
June 8, 2025 at 10:12 PM
what are these prices obsidian..
i finished baldur's gate 3 and this is how the final cutscene looked like
May 25, 2025 at 8:28 PM
i finished baldur's gate 3 and this is how the final cutscene looked like
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I’m gonna solve it.
April 6, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I’m gonna solve it.
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KIM KITSURAGI - “You need to get your shit together.”
YOU - “But I don't wanna get my shit together!”
KIM KITSURAGI - “Then the world will turn away from you, and leave you behind.”
YOU - “But I don't wanna get my shit together!”
KIM KITSURAGI - “Then the world will turn away from you, and leave you behind.”
April 28, 2025 at 12:11 AM
KIM KITSURAGI - “You need to get your shit together.”
YOU - “But I don't wanna get my shit together!”
KIM KITSURAGI - “Then the world will turn away from you, and leave you behind.”
YOU - “But I don't wanna get my shit together!”
KIM KITSURAGI - “Then the world will turn away from you, and leave you behind.”
im going to be honest.. this game sucks :D like, obviously its a meme but the original had a whole personality and nostalgia factor that fueled the universal acclaim. the remastered is nothing but a nostalgia bait, its not meant to be anything else but an easy cashcow for bethesda. gg again todd.
April 25, 2025 at 3:16 PM
im going to be honest.. this game sucks :D like, obviously its a meme but the original had a whole personality and nostalgia factor that fueled the universal acclaim. the remastered is nothing but a nostalgia bait, its not meant to be anything else but an easy cashcow for bethesda. gg again todd.
bro no way i thought this was a hoax the whole time..
April 22, 2025 at 4:33 PM
bro no way i thought this was a hoax the whole time..
my review may have been harsh.. i need to play the prequel next to change my mind.
February 26, 2025 at 6:42 PM
my review may have been harsh.. i need to play the prequel next to change my mind.
my review for Avowed (spoilers: it was meh)
February 26, 2025 at 5:59 PM
my review for Avowed (spoilers: it was meh)
Also.. my birthday
February 24, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Also.. my birthday
gonna break my embargo a bit.. im around half way through the game and 3-4 times quests just straight up bugged out so i cant complete them.. really annoying :) was there any QA for the game? also i got constant crashes but not since the latest patch at least
I played ~25hours of Avowed and I have a general opinion about it, I'm waiting to share that until I finish the game, in the meanwhile since I saw this game expected to be a TES6 adjacent/proxy RPG, I wanted to share a few objective elements of the game so you know what to expect (no major spoilers)
February 19, 2025 at 8:17 PM
gonna break my embargo a bit.. im around half way through the game and 3-4 times quests just straight up bugged out so i cant complete them.. really annoying :) was there any QA for the game? also i got constant crashes but not since the latest patch at least
I played ~25hours of Avowed and I have a general opinion about it, I'm waiting to share that until I finish the game, in the meanwhile since I saw this game expected to be a TES6 adjacent/proxy RPG, I wanted to share a few objective elements of the game so you know what to expect (no major spoilers)
February 17, 2025 at 12:38 PM
I played ~25hours of Avowed and I have a general opinion about it, I'm waiting to share that until I finish the game, in the meanwhile since I saw this game expected to be a TES6 adjacent/proxy RPG, I wanted to share a few objective elements of the game so you know what to expect (no major spoilers)
1 month since no sugar/no bread/no alcohol diet. not there yet but im getting a bit better (i think) yay
had a health check and got some not-so-nice results.. have to focus on recovery now and hopefully it won't be more serious
February 12, 2025 at 7:09 PM
1 month since no sugar/no bread/no alcohol diet. not there yet but im getting a bit better (i think) yay
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For No Reason in Particular Here's a Bunch of Games Where You Kill Nazis
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For No Reason in Particular Here's a Bunch of Games Where You Kill Nazis
The Nazis are the most despicable scum to ever walk the face of the earth. Thankfully they were defeated in World War 2 and have…
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January 30, 2025 at 2:27 PM
For No Reason in Particular Here's a Bunch of Games Where You Kill Nazis
hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...
hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...