@noodle26.bsky.social
Alt account 👀 DMs are always open for anyone who wants to chat 😘 🏳️🌈 Slim guy aged 45 lives in Suffolk
I don't want @gravyboat1.bsky.social feeling left out so as it is Friday and I have had wine. 🥵
December 19, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I don't want @gravyboat1.bsky.social feeling left out so as it is Friday and I have had wine. 🥵
I promised @woody3570.bsky.social and @apexxx87.bsky.social this picture 😘
December 18, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I promised @woody3570.bsky.social and @apexxx87.bsky.social this picture 😘
Busy day in the office so just had a long soak...
December 16, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Busy day in the office so just had a long soak...
It appears that chats with @welshheart.bsky.social and @pablovista.bsky.social cause me issues with my jeans 🥵🤤
December 14, 2025 at 5:00 PM
It appears that chats with @welshheart.bsky.social and @pablovista.bsky.social cause me issues with my jeans 🥵🤤
How have I managed to get 200 followers with just a few posts?
December 14, 2025 at 4:47 PM
How have I managed to get 200 followers with just a few posts?
I've woken up far too early and made the mistake of coming on here 🍆🥵
December 13, 2025 at 5:40 AM
I've woken up far too early and made the mistake of coming on here 🍆🥵
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There was a pretty man on the bus tonight which was where it all started. I wasn't drunk this time though.
December 11, 2025 at 9:26 PM
There was a pretty man on the bus tonight which was where it all started. I wasn't drunk this time though.
Time for bath time 🛀🛀
December 10, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Time for bath time 🛀🛀
Just woken up and I could do with a hand if anyone knows an expert?
December 10, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Just woken up and I could do with a hand if anyone knows an expert?
Browsing does me no favours 🥵🥵🥵
December 6, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Browsing does me no favours 🥵🥵🥵
Why doesn't my underwear fit anymore?
December 1, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Why doesn't my underwear fit anymore?
I went out earlier and now I'm home with beer in me and scrolling 🥵🥵
November 29, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I went out earlier and now I'm home with beer in me and scrolling 🥵🥵
Is it that obvious I just woke up? 👀
November 26, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Is it that obvious I just woke up? 👀
I have drunk too much wine and now I'm here scrolling 👀🥵
November 22, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I have drunk too much wine and now I'm here scrolling 👀🥵
I have been chatting to a couple of guys on here but now they have deleted their accounts. If anyone wishes to step in, then feel free 😘
November 21, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I have been chatting to a couple of guys on here but now they have deleted their accounts. If anyone wishes to step in, then feel free 😘
Just taking care of things after waking up like this today.
November 19, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Just taking care of things after waking up like this today.
1 big reason I can't get to sleep tonight 😈
November 18, 2025 at 9:52 PM
1 big reason I can't get to sleep tonight 😈
Been in bed for hours and I still can't sleep 😕 Pretty sure the scrolling isn't helping either 🤤🍆
November 17, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Been in bed for hours and I still can't sleep 😕 Pretty sure the scrolling isn't helping either 🤤🍆
Is it noticeable? 👀
November 16, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Is it noticeable? 👀
Changing in to my running clothes after scrolling on here isn't sensible.
November 15, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Changing in to my running clothes after scrolling on here isn't sensible.
Where I want to be tonight 👀
November 14, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Where I want to be tonight 👀
Quick bath before bed 🛀
November 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Quick bath before bed 🛀
I should have done some exercise today because now I can't sleep 😢
November 12, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I should have done some exercise today because now I can't sleep 😢