noodlechan.bsky.social
@noodlechan.bsky.social
You said the cat was afraid of you for the rest of its life.

And how old were you btw? A toddler? Lmao it sounded like you were in high school when it happened given the surrounding context. Whatever you'll just block me anyways. ✌️
August 1, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Hey didn't you throw your last cat across the room? Yikes
August 1, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Isn't it strange how everyone who takes issue with 9/11 jokes always knew a guy who died in 9/11?
May 31, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I have really appreciated your mental health advocacy, especially when it comes to rehabilitative attitudes towards tough subjects like abuse.
May 24, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Disgusting & horrific to say when the majority of kids in Gaza have PTSD due to constantly trying to survive literal murder -- I saw a news story of a little girl who lost all her hair because of STRESS. They have bigger fish to fry.
April 24, 2025 at 12:41 PM
It's infuriating how libs pretend criticizing GLP-1 drugs & the people who take them is combatting diet culture or fatphobia. Straight sized people are so arrogant to believe that GLP-1 drugs were created for them rather than for diabetics & others who need the help.
April 24, 2025 at 12:27 PM
"SUPPORT 👏 FEMALE 👏 DRONE 👏 PILOTS 👏"
When will liberals stop believing in the myth of the benevolent dictator? She's a billionaire who owns a fucking media outlet. Ridiculous.
March 28, 2025 at 3:29 PM