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Someone start listening to the Magnus Archives?
January 3, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Someone start listening to the Magnus Archives?
Pockets x Swampthing
a man in a red shirt is standing next to another man in a white shirt and talking to him .
ALT: a man in a red shirt is standing next to another man in a white shirt and talking to him .
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December 30, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Pockets x Swampthing
The tears over THIS DUMB FACE!
a screenshot of a video game with the word e.a.p.a.r.a. on it
ALT: a screenshot of a video game with the word e.a.p.a.r.a. on it
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December 29, 2025 at 12:51 AM
The tears over THIS DUMB FACE!
Didn't they also threaten to do this in New York if Mamdani won and then he won and they.... just didn't?
December 27, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Didn't they also threaten to do this in New York if Mamdani won and then he won and they.... just didn't?
In the beard, yes.
Masticated in his mouth? Doubtful.
Masticated in his mouth? Doubtful.
December 23, 2025 at 5:10 AM
In the beard, yes.
Masticated in his mouth? Doubtful.
Masticated in his mouth? Doubtful.
Is this just/mostly because of Jamie Lee Curtis, or are we all not haunted by Akroyd eating his Santa beard on the subway? No shame, I just want an accurate record.
December 23, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Is this just/mostly because of Jamie Lee Curtis, or are we all not haunted by Akroyd eating his Santa beard on the subway? No shame, I just want an accurate record.
Need a playgroup of just OpenTabs guests to trauma bond over Commander or Cube.
It might not fix my mental health, but what's the harm in trying?
It might not fix my mental health, but what's the harm in trying?
December 19, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Need a playgroup of just OpenTabs guests to trauma bond over Commander or Cube.
It might not fix my mental health, but what's the harm in trying?
It might not fix my mental health, but what's the harm in trying?
I feel like there's a French word....
December 17, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I feel like there's a French word....
I take my Vyvanse so my brain quiets down enough that I can actually go to sleep.
December 8, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I take my Vyvanse so my brain quiets down enough that I can actually go to sleep.
Had to think way back on the first four Commander decks I ever had.
December 7, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Had to think way back on the first four Commander decks I ever had.
I, too, long for a home with a Bedroom 4 Full Bsth 4'3, with an outdoor Master Room next to my sliding door deck.
December 1, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I, too, long for a home with a Bedroom 4 Full Bsth 4'3, with an outdoor Master Room next to my sliding door deck.
"What do you mean you tied your foreskin around a milk-jug?"
"If you smell gunsmoke coming from my pores, something good is about to happen."
"The Library of Alexandria is written in omegaverse slick."
These are sentences that now exist in recorded history.
"If you smell gunsmoke coming from my pores, something good is about to happen."
"The Library of Alexandria is written in omegaverse slick."
These are sentences that now exist in recorded history.
November 29, 2025 at 10:13 PM
"What do you mean you tied your foreskin around a milk-jug?"
"If you smell gunsmoke coming from my pores, something good is about to happen."
"The Library of Alexandria is written in omegaverse slick."
These are sentences that now exist in recorded history.
"If you smell gunsmoke coming from my pores, something good is about to happen."
"The Library of Alexandria is written in omegaverse slick."
These are sentences that now exist in recorded history.
Gotta be the best friends pet deck leader
November 27, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Gotta be the best friends pet deck leader
"Things should be alive!"
That's absolutely right, Doug. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to finish grocery shopping while being inconsolable.
(Y'all are still monsters [still compliment])
That's absolutely right, Doug. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to finish grocery shopping while being inconsolable.
(Y'all are still monsters [still compliment])
November 26, 2025 at 7:09 PM
"Things should be alive!"
That's absolutely right, Doug. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to finish grocery shopping while being inconsolable.
(Y'all are still monsters [still compliment])
That's absolutely right, Doug. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to finish grocery shopping while being inconsolable.
(Y'all are still monsters [still compliment])
Someone should tell the kids we switched to brackets.
November 25, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Someone should tell the kids we switched to brackets.
"We just watched your ship fly away from an active battle after receiving top-secret documents."
princess leia from star wars is talking to stormtroopers and says i don 't know what you 're talking about
ALT: princess leia from star wars is talking to stormtroopers and says i don 't know what you 're talking about
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November 18, 2025 at 9:19 PM
"We just watched your ship fly away from an active battle after receiving top-secret documents."
This is a wildly better strategy to get every alpha-podcast-bro to vote Dem than any mid-tier, failure of an idea floated by million-dollar think tanks trying to somehow appease someone outside their actual demographic.
November 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
This is a wildly better strategy to get every alpha-podcast-bro to vote Dem than any mid-tier, failure of an idea floated by million-dollar think tanks trying to somehow appease someone outside their actual demographic.
Will also accept
a man with a beard is holding a gun and saying message for you sir
ALT: a man with a beard is holding a gun and saying message for you sir
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November 12, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Will also accept
DOOR! OPENING! NOISE!
November 12, 2025 at 4:49 AM
DOOR! OPENING! NOISE!