Noodles in bio
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I write all my own emails. Sorry, there are no noodles, I lied
You probably know this already, but if not, the 'budgy' is the bulge that appears at the front of said swimwear
December 17, 2025 at 11:39 AM
You probably know this already, but if not, the 'budgy' is the bulge that appears at the front of said swimwear
Agreed. But also toilets and a WHSmith right?
December 17, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Agreed. But also toilets and a WHSmith right?
JAV Titles: -cum
December 17, 2025 at 8:29 AM
JAV Titles: -cum
Other possible outcome: most of us plebs just put up with worse computers and/or begin touching grass again, at least until the bullshit resolves itself (I like this one most)
December 15, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Other possible outcome: most of us plebs just put up with worse computers and/or begin touching grass again, at least until the bullshit resolves itself (I like this one most)
Try compromising on The Apartment?
December 13, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Try compromising on The Apartment?
Damn right, especially given it's views on Chinese politics are so on point. 7 year old me would've been like, fuck yeah, One China!
December 11, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Damn right, especially given it's views on Chinese politics are so on point. 7 year old me would've been like, fuck yeah, One China!
Needs a warning before the final scene: pay attention to this monologue, it's the last thing you'll hear
December 11, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Needs a warning before the final scene: pay attention to this monologue, it's the last thing you'll hear
Crazy thing is no one's even on the ISS!
December 11, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Crazy thing is no one's even on the ISS!
It's methamptonshire, actually
December 5, 2025 at 2:23 PM
It's methamptonshire, actually
I turn my volume up when my wife or the doctor needs to call me
December 5, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I turn my volume up when my wife or the doctor needs to call me
Kennothy implies the existence of Timeth
December 4, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Kennothy implies the existence of Timeth
Not getting shot with a gun certainly hurts for way longer
December 4, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Not getting shot with a gun certainly hurts for way longer
Correct answer(s)
December 1, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Correct answer(s)
Toshiro Mifune and it's not close
December 1, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Toshiro Mifune and it's not close
It's a great joke please take my en réalité as an envious homage
December 1, 2025 at 9:30 AM
It's a great joke please take my en réalité as an envious homage