noodlesintheface
noodlesintheface
@noodlesintheface.bsky.social
if Satan hisself appeared, red and scaly with bifurcated tail, and held out a contract saying that every morning I could wake up rested and I just had to—

wait, why are you signing already, I didn't tell y—

are you sure you know what you're trading—

well okay then
October 5, 2023 at 4:24 PM
One time I ate a pizza in 4 minutes 57 seconds and then the retelling of that story was a comment of the week on defector dot com.

Fortune and glory.
July 15, 2023 at 3:46 AM