Having done my time as a Maccies employee 20-plus years ago, I feel for the folks in back having to rack up basket after basket after basket of nuggies. The fryers' incessant beeping still haunts my anxiety nightmares to this day.
January 12, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Having done my time as a Maccies employee 20-plus years ago, I feel for the folks in back having to rack up basket after basket after basket of nuggies. The fryers' incessant beeping still haunts my anxiety nightmares to this day.
Not while you're platforming bigots, ta
January 1, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Not while you're platforming bigots, ta
Frankly a far better excuse than it being a beard that he grew deliberately
December 29, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Frankly a far better excuse than it being a beard that he grew deliberately
"..... eeeuuuhhhhhhhhhghhhgghh" - Mitchy two-strokes
December 26, 2025 at 5:27 PM
"..... eeeuuuhhhhhhhhhghhhgghh" - Mitchy two-strokes
You are just a fucking damn good dad. You having their backs so much and so vocally is lovely to behold. A good standard to hold oneself to. Have to say though; your Christmas plans are super fucking weird, and I don't know if I can ever listen to JJGo again. Shocked. Presents? food?? Loopy.
December 25, 2025 at 8:01 PM
You are just a fucking damn good dad. You having their backs so much and so vocally is lovely to behold. A good standard to hold oneself to. Have to say though; your Christmas plans are super fucking weird, and I don't know if I can ever listen to JJGo again. Shocked. Presents? food?? Loopy.
He and glinner must never meet for they have the same virtual spouse and neither knows they're being cuckolded
December 25, 2025 at 7:56 PM
He and glinner must never meet for they have the same virtual spouse and neither knows they're being cuckolded
Weirdly kind of looks like Amanda Palmer (*spit*)
December 25, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Weirdly kind of looks like Amanda Palmer (*spit*)
Ahh Foodhenge, a classic formation. Respectful of the old ways without bringing them back like an evil heathen would. Just make sure you don't light candles near it and you'll be reet I reckon
December 25, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Ahh Foodhenge, a classic formation. Respectful of the old ways without bringing them back like an evil heathen would. Just make sure you don't light candles near it and you'll be reet I reckon
Incredible turn of phrase. That was a little Christmas gift to you.
December 24, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Incredible turn of phrase. That was a little Christmas gift to you.
You seem annoyed because it's an alternative to you and your friends making even more fucking money. Also you seem to be describing the exact situation for a good number of Americans. So hilariously, depressingly out of touch
December 12, 2025 at 4:43 AM
You seem annoyed because it's an alternative to you and your friends making even more fucking money. Also you seem to be describing the exact situation for a good number of Americans. So hilariously, depressingly out of touch
It's like getting a bit of the hideously greasy and turgid plastic sleeve stuck on your succulent morning Peperami
November 22, 2025 at 11:48 PM
It's like getting a bit of the hideously greasy and turgid plastic sleeve stuck on your succulent morning Peperami
He looks like a Nick Kroll character
November 21, 2025 at 5:45 PM
He looks like a Nick Kroll character
Did you genuinely not expect folks to do the maths here with regards to ages or did you just not give a fuck about outing yourself as a massive fucking creep
November 18, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Did you genuinely not expect folks to do the maths here with regards to ages or did you just not give a fuck about outing yourself as a massive fucking creep
I knew the second would be Count Duckula. One of the best. I remember when I was a kid Cosgrove Hall opened an attraction at Royal Albert Dock in Liverpool called Animation World and they had a replica of the magic upright coffin and it was so fucking cool. Can't find any pictures of the place now.
November 11, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I knew the second would be Count Duckula. One of the best. I remember when I was a kid Cosgrove Hall opened an attraction at Royal Albert Dock in Liverpool called Animation World and they had a replica of the magic upright coffin and it was so fucking cool. Can't find any pictures of the place now.
Some really "I'm sorry you feel that way" energy here
November 10, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Some really "I'm sorry you feel that way" energy here
Are we talking like drug awareness here or a creepy clown demon hiding in a sewer drain
November 1, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Are we talking like drug awareness here or a creepy clown demon hiding in a sewer drain
Have you hit your head recently
October 24, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Have you hit your head recently
Getting john carpenter vibes from this one for some reason
October 20, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Getting john carpenter vibes from this one for some reason
He seems weirdly obsessed with his grown child's bits. Urgh and creepy. An absolute danger, by the looks of things
October 15, 2025 at 7:00 PM
He seems weirdly obsessed with his grown child's bits. Urgh and creepy. An absolute danger, by the looks of things