nooneofcons.bsky.social
@nooneofcons.bsky.social
I dunno, watching ICE sabotage their entire agency’s existence has a certain charm, no idea if they’ll be able to get out of it by changing their name tho
January 26, 2026 at 7:41 AM
That was like 2014, in the 80’s he was busy convincing the USFL to commit suicide by moving to a fall schedule on direct competition with the NFL
January 26, 2026 at 5:55 AM
Short skirts and strong boots never go out of style
January 26, 2026 at 5:51 AM
Oh look, it’s a Dinosaur Jr hand me down
January 26, 2026 at 5:43 AM
Hey, he could been if Parcells wasn’t an ass and didn’t play coy about making him the number one pick
January 26, 2026 at 4:54 AM
A bunch of airports got shut down when he tried to put through the travel ban in his first month
January 25, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Don’t limit yourself to just jokes, something nice that you watched/read/heard/ate/saw does wonders to break up the politics and keep from turning yourself into a bot
January 25, 2026 at 8:20 PM
I would not call 300,000+ US led troops a “stiff breeze” myself
January 25, 2026 at 8:14 PM
King in the Fourth
January 25, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Nah, this guy is the head of St. Pauli, which is arguably the most left wing team on the planet, still good for him tho
January 25, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Then support leadership that wants to win against the GOP and not work with a strong Republican party
January 24, 2026 at 8:32 PM
So what the fuck is your plan between now and January then
January 24, 2026 at 8:31 PM
It’s not about morals, I want to make the fuckers quit or die because they can’t keep up with the votes
January 24, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Gee, why would people who lived through a airborne pandemic and disposable mask shortage be aware of and have lying around a permanent version of the same thing, real fucking mystery here
January 24, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Good, make them sweat. Make them grind every single vote out instead of giving a bunch of losers permission to run cover for the filth and see how long before they crack
January 24, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Because the bill passed because of those seven
January 24, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Or you could go back two days and get those seven rotating villains not to fund ICE
January 24, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Or you’re Boston circa 1775
January 24, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Which is funny because Rubio’s family first came to this country when Batista was running things
January 24, 2026 at 5:36 PM
AM I MY BROTHER’S KEEPER ?
January 24, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Doubt it, but you would definitely be able to kill someone with a pencil
January 24, 2026 at 5:50 AM
Minnesota Army of the Republic is a nice way to avoid the awkwardness and keep the spirit of the original
January 23, 2026 at 7:45 PM
I’ve heard it explained that grills are more reliable that stoves when the power goes out, though that still gives you some trouble keeping all that meat cold
January 23, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Still smart enough to finesse Sheldon Adelson to trade his influence in the Nevada Legislature for some fine words and magic beans
January 22, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Cold calling people for pardons starting at seven figures
January 22, 2026 at 4:38 PM