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nopetoofast.bsky.expert
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@nopetoofast.bsky.expert
Unhinged, crazy, jaded & bitter Succubus VTuber that virtually never streams.
Maybe don't take me too seriously? If you don't get the concept of shitposting, this may not be for you. MDNI

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"i paid for the entire RAM, i will use the entire RAM"
December 29, 2025 at 3:17 AM
here's a fun content idea: make a twitch chatter bot that only posts random steamed hams quotes and see how long it takes for it to get banned from certain channels
December 28, 2025 at 9:49 PM
what about a scam where the scammer gives YOU money? that sounds like a fun scam
December 23, 2025 at 7:03 PM
soulslike with very bagpipe-heavy music, but the bagpipes are optional via boss.

beat a difficult early-game boss that is literally bagpipes and then the bagpipes disappear from the rest of the soundtrack for the rest of that save until NG+
December 22, 2025 at 7:20 PM
simply manifest the desire to wake up tomorrow morning as the core of a neutron star
December 22, 2025 at 5:38 PM
December 22, 2025 at 4:11 AM
goddddd this week's ep of spy x family was so asssssssss but i also realised that wheeler is voiced by the goat daisuke ono and now i'm toooooooooooornnnnnnnnnnnnnnn aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

why do such good VAs carry so hard
December 20, 2025 at 9:40 PM
how has the steam workshop been around for almost 15 years and yet you still can't change the thumbnail of your own mods from within the client
December 20, 2025 at 2:02 AM
welp, i got the xbox age verification email - so they're getting...

a criminal twat's mugshot

i guess it'll be fun to see how many future data breaches will just be random shots of various crooked online safety act nazi MPs

can't believe we're ending the year with this crap still in place

#OSA
December 20, 2025 at 12:04 AM
there should be a public minecraft server that just rickrolls you and then kicks you

and then when you're streaming a private mc server and someone in chat asks for the server ip, you give that server ip instead 😈
December 19, 2025 at 7:28 PM
i want to write a book called "you're wrong about everything and here's why" and on the first page is just "because i said so" centred in the middle, followed by 500 blank pages
December 18, 2025 at 5:39 PM
everyone out here on davinci resolve

i'm still here on vegas 17 👩‍🦳

...yes, it crashes like a motherfucker

yes, i've tried davinci resolve in the past - i ended up with desynced, downpitched audio in the final renders that i couldn't figure out what the problem was. that's why i'm still on vegas
December 17, 2025 at 7:53 PM
pictured: twitch uservoice
December 17, 2025 at 6:09 PM
TWITCH, STOP GIVING ME SPANISH ADS, I DON'T KNOW SPANISH
December 17, 2025 at 5:14 AM
everyone watching tadc ep 7: www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eyC...
It’s zack it’s fucking zack wtf
YouTube video by one_meme_machine YT
www.youtube.com
December 16, 2025 at 1:14 AM
what the hell is "minecraft super mario pros"
December 15, 2025 at 7:41 PM
basic bodily maintenance is a parasitic mechanic in the game of life

let everyone just be constantly clean all the time
December 14, 2025 at 10:18 PM
"that was way too fast"

no, i can assure you that i've most likely never taught anything like that

it is not any way that i teach
December 14, 2025 at 1:21 PM
scp 096 would make a great vtuber
December 14, 2025 at 1:14 AM
you two should braid each other's hair
December 13, 2025 at 10:57 PM
fun fact: if you keep watching the game awards stream for 3 hours after it ends, they'll briefly go live again just to show the hl3 trailer
December 12, 2025 at 3:59 AM
called it
can't wait for that moment at the game awards where they have to announce uma musume as the winner and they're like "and the winner is... ooh may... ooh mah moo... how do you say this?" 💀
December 12, 2025 at 12:48 AM
2025 is ending, so take the stream gift challenge!

go to every single live stream on twitch and send "don't look a gift horse in the mouth" in their chat
December 5, 2025 at 11:57 PM
the existence of subgoals imply the existence of domgoals
December 3, 2025 at 3:49 AM
high-energy vtubing = adhd

low-energy vtubing = barely able to stay awake

what both have in common is a lack of focus on the subject of stream
December 3, 2025 at 12:56 AM