Snow where I live looks lovely until you go outside and remember it's -9 Degrees °F and your fingers and nose go numb in seconds.

Distant photo with landscape:

Even more ironic, all the Republican voting, pretend-badass farmers who live in rural areas and depend on government relief acting surprised that grandpappy's farm got closed after they voted for someone who wanted to defund welfare services.

Now that you mention it, it kind of sounds like a song from Oneshot if it was slower paced and had piano or something.

The amount of nationwide hangovers the night after he's gone will be unmatched.

They'll make a fuss over a pair of expensive boots but not the mountain of golden shite that Trump has covered the white house with while cutting budgets and claiming to focus on "efficiency".

I'm fond of the giant cigarette.

I'm brute forcing 2026 to be sunshine and rainbows no matter what.

Hopium levels at critical low.

Convince him to grow his beard out with no mustache, perfect balance.

Would fit well in a winter setting, well done!