Laura K beyond parody
@normal-island-news.threads.net.ap.brid.gy
Political correspondent at the 2nd most reliable news source on the internet. Once had a fling with Boris Johnson. Parody x
Newsletter at link below.
[bridged from https://threads.net/@normal_island_news/ on the fediverse by https://fed.brid.gy/ ]
Newsletter at link below.
[bridged from https://threads.net/@normal_island_news/ on the fediverse by https://fed.brid.gy/ ]
Reposted by Laura K beyond parody
Don't worry, Wes is here to restore trust in politics x
https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/most-principled-man-in-politics-demands
https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/most-principled-man-in-politics-demands
Most principled man in politics demands policy he opposed under Corbyn
Wes Streeting, the most principled man in UK politics, has demandeed a policy that he vehemently opposed when JEremy Corbyn was Labour leader.
www.normalisland.co.uk
December 22, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Don't worry, Wes is here to restore trust in politics x
https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/most-principled-man-in-politics-demands
https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/most-principled-man-in-politics-demands
Reposted by Laura K beyond parody
If you've ever wondered what it takes to become a multimillionaire baroness, here is a breakdown x
https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/how-to-get-rich-quick-by-lady-michelle
https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/how-to-get-rich-quick-by-lady-michelle
How to Get Rich Quick by Lady Michelle Mone
Former underwear model Michelle Mone is truly one of the success stories of our time, having got rich and become a baroness, despite having no talent and contributing nothing to society.
www.normalisland.co.uk
December 23, 2025 at 3:09 PM
If you've ever wondered what it takes to become a multimillionaire baroness, here is a breakdown x
https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/how-to-get-rich-quick-by-lady-michelle
https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/how-to-get-rich-quick-by-lady-michelle
BREAKING: I'm being told that the woke mob has cancelled tomorrow's Queen's speech. I'm so angry, I can't fucking speak 🤬
December 24, 2025 at 6:26 PM
BREAKING: I'm being told that the woke mob has cancelled tomorrow's Queen's speech. I'm so angry, I can't fucking speak 🤬
BREAKING: The Epstein Files talk of an "A in Balmoral" who was asking Ghislaine Maxwell for "inappropriate friends". Unfortunately, everyone is stumped about who "A in Balmoral" could be x
December 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
BREAKING: The Epstein Files talk of an "A in Balmoral" who was asking Ghislaine Maxwell for "inappropriate friends". Unfortunately, everyone is stumped about who "A in Balmoral" could be x
If you've ever wondered what it takes to become a multimillionaire baroness, here is a breakdown x
https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/how-to-get-rich-quick-by-lady-michelle
https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/how-to-get-rich-quick-by-lady-michelle
How to Get Rich Quick by Lady Michelle Mone
Former underwear model Michelle Mone is truly one of the success stories of our time, having got rich and become a baroness, despite having no talent and contributing nothing to society.
www.normalisland.co.uk
December 23, 2025 at 3:09 PM
If you've ever wondered what it takes to become a multimillionaire baroness, here is a breakdown x
https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/how-to-get-rich-quick-by-lady-michelle
https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/how-to-get-rich-quick-by-lady-michelle
Cool money-making idea: set up fake company, lie to get massive contract from government, buy yourself yacht with your new millions, get made a baroness for your hard work, fail to fulfil contract, wind up the company when you're ordered to pay money back. Isn't that clever? ♥️
December 22, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Cool money-making idea: set up fake company, lie to get massive contract from government, buy yourself yacht with your new millions, get made a baroness for your hard work, fail to fulfil contract, wind up the company when you're ordered to pay money back. Isn't that clever? ♥️
Don't worry, Wes is here to restore trust in politics x
https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/most-principled-man-in-politics-demands
https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/most-principled-man-in-politics-demands
Most principled man in politics demands policy he opposed under Corbyn
Wes Streeting, the most principled man in UK politics, has demandeed a policy that he vehemently opposed when JEremy Corbyn was Labour leader.
www.normalisland.co.uk
December 22, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Don't worry, Wes is here to restore trust in politics x
https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/most-principled-man-in-politics-demands
https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/most-principled-man-in-politics-demands
Reposted by Laura K beyond parody
Only the bravest patriots fall off ladders while trying to scare away foreigners x
https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/patriot-who-tragically-died-while
https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/patriot-who-tragically-died-while
Patriot who tragically died while hanging flag on lamp post to be given state funeral
Somebody’s drunk uncle has died on his patriotic mission to save his neighbourhood from foreigners by tying flags to lamp posts.
www.normalisland.co.uk
December 12, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Only the bravest patriots fall off ladders while trying to scare away foreigners x
https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/patriot-who-tragically-died-while
https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/patriot-who-tragically-died-while
Reposted by Laura K beyond parody
they definitely have nothing to hide...
www.normalisland.co.uk/p/doj-proves-trump-is-not-a-paedo-by
http://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/doj-proves-trump-is-not-a-paedo-by
www.normalisland.co.uk/p/doj-proves-trump-is-not-a-paedo-by
http://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/doj-proves-trump-is-not-a-paedo-by
DoJ proves Trump is not a paedo by redacting 90% of Epstein files
For months, there has been concern that the Epstein files could mistakenly suggest Trump and his friends are paedophiles.
www.normalisland.co.uk
December 20, 2025 at 1:07 PM
they definitely have nothing to hide...
www.normalisland.co.uk/p/doj-proves-trump-is-not-a-paedo-by
http://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/doj-proves-trump-is-not-a-paedo-by
www.normalisland.co.uk/p/doj-proves-trump-is-not-a-paedo-by
http://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/doj-proves-trump-is-not-a-paedo-by
BREAKING: The DoJ has explained it has no idea who Epstein's clients were, but their names are definitely not mentioned in the hundreds of thousands of redacted files and anyone who thinks otherwise is a conspiracy theorist x
December 21, 2025 at 12:44 AM
BREAKING: The DoJ has explained it has no idea who Epstein's clients were, but their names are definitely not mentioned in the hundreds of thousands of redacted files and anyone who thinks otherwise is a conspiracy theorist x
Reposted by Laura K beyond parody
President Trump has decided to launch land strikes against Venezuela to stop people talking about the embarrassing stuff in the Epstein files x
https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/trump-hopeful-land-attacks-on-venezuela
https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/trump-hopeful-land-attacks-on-venezuela
Trump hopeful land attacks on Venezuela will distract from release of Epstein files
President Trump has decided to launch land strikes against Venezuela to stop people talking about the embarrassing stuff in the Esptein files.
www.normalisland.co.uk
December 16, 2025 at 12:19 PM
President Trump has decided to launch land strikes against Venezuela to stop people talking about the embarrassing stuff in the Epstein files x
https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/trump-hopeful-land-attacks-on-venezuela
https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/trump-hopeful-land-attacks-on-venezuela
Reposted by Laura K beyond parody
Who else can't wait for their nudes to be scanned? x
https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/government-announces-exciting-plan
https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/government-announces-exciting-plan
Government announces exciting plan to put spyware in every device that can't be removed
All of us agree that the one thing the government could do to solve the cost of living crisis and make life bearable for everyone is to put surveillance software in our devices and spy on everything we do.
www.normalisland.co.uk
December 19, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Who else can't wait for their nudes to be scanned? x
https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/government-announces-exciting-plan
https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/government-announces-exciting-plan
they definitely have nothing to hide...
www.normalisland.co.uk/p/doj-proves-trump-is-not-a-paedo-by
http://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/doj-proves-trump-is-not-a-paedo-by
www.normalisland.co.uk/p/doj-proves-trump-is-not-a-paedo-by
http://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/doj-proves-trump-is-not-a-paedo-by
DoJ proves Trump is not a paedo by redacting 90% of Epstein files
For months, there has been concern that the Epstein files could mistakenly suggest Trump and his friends are paedophiles.
www.normalisland.co.uk
December 20, 2025 at 1:07 PM
they definitely have nothing to hide...
www.normalisland.co.uk/p/doj-proves-trump-is-not-a-paedo-by
http://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/doj-proves-trump-is-not-a-paedo-by
www.normalisland.co.uk/p/doj-proves-trump-is-not-a-paedo-by
http://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/doj-proves-trump-is-not-a-paedo-by
Who else can't wait for their nudes to be scanned? x
https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/government-announces-exciting-plan
https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/government-announces-exciting-plan
Government announces exciting plan to put spyware in every device that can't be removed
All of us agree that the one thing the government could do to solve the cost of living crisis and make life bearable for everyone is to put surveillance software in our devices and spy on everything we do.
www.normalisland.co.uk
December 19, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Who else can't wait for their nudes to be scanned? x
https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/government-announces-exciting-plan
https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/government-announces-exciting-plan
President Trump has decided to launch land strikes against Venezuela to stop people talking about the embarrassing stuff in the Epstein files x
https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/trump-hopeful-land-attacks-on-venezuela
https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/trump-hopeful-land-attacks-on-venezuela
Trump hopeful land attacks on Venezuela will distract from release of Epstein files
President Trump has decided to launch land strikes against Venezuela to stop people talking about the embarrassing stuff in the Esptein files.
www.normalisland.co.uk
December 16, 2025 at 12:19 PM
President Trump has decided to launch land strikes against Venezuela to stop people talking about the embarrassing stuff in the Epstein files x
https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/trump-hopeful-land-attacks-on-venezuela
https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/trump-hopeful-land-attacks-on-venezuela
Only the bravest patriots fall off ladders while trying to scare away foreigners x
https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/patriot-who-tragically-died-while
https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/patriot-who-tragically-died-while
Patriot who tragically died while hanging flag on lamp post to be given state funeral
Somebody’s drunk uncle has died on his patriotic mission to save his neighbourhood from foreigners by tying flags to lamp posts.
www.normalisland.co.uk
December 12, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Only the bravest patriots fall off ladders while trying to scare away foreigners x
https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/patriot-who-tragically-died-while
https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/patriot-who-tragically-died-while
Reposted by Laura K beyond parody
this will definitely save the NHS x
https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/labour-party-bans-asylum-seekers
https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/labour-party-bans-asylum-seekers
Labour government bans asylum seekers from taking taxis to hospitals
If an aslylum seeker visits a hospital, the biggest concern is that their journey is as uncomfortable as possible.
www.normalisland.co.uk
November 29, 2025 at 7:13 PM
this will definitely save the NHS x
https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/labour-party-bans-asylum-seekers
https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/labour-party-bans-asylum-seekers
Reposted by Laura K beyond parody
BREAKING: The UK government has announced an inquiry into grooming gangs, but sensibly, the grooming gang that has been linked to Prince Andrew is to be exempt to avoid an awkward situation x
December 10, 2025 at 6:13 PM
BREAKING: The UK government has announced an inquiry into grooming gangs, but sensibly, the grooming gang that has been linked to Prince Andrew is to be exempt to avoid an awkward situation x
Reposted by Laura K beyond parody
I think they're colonising Europe now 👀
https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/four-european-countries-forced-to
https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/four-european-countries-forced-to
Four European countries forced to make way for Asian country in Eurovision
Four European countries have been forced to make way for an Asian country in the Eurovision Song Contest.
www.normalisland.co.uk
December 6, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I think they're colonising Europe now 👀
https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/four-european-countries-forced-to
https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/four-european-countries-forced-to
I think they're colonising Europe now 👀
https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/four-european-countries-forced-to
https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/four-european-countries-forced-to
Four European countries forced to make way for Asian country in Eurovision
Four European countries have been forced to make way for an Asian country in the Eurovision Song Contest.
www.normalisland.co.uk
December 6, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I think they're colonising Europe now 👀
https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/four-european-countries-forced-to
https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/four-european-countries-forced-to
this will definitely save the NHS x
https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/labour-party-bans-asylum-seekers
https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/labour-party-bans-asylum-seekers
Labour government bans asylum seekers from taking taxis to hospitals
If an aslylum seeker visits a hospital, the biggest concern is that their journey is as uncomfortable as possible.
www.normalisland.co.uk
November 29, 2025 at 7:13 PM
this will definitely save the NHS x
https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/labour-party-bans-asylum-seekers
https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/labour-party-bans-asylum-seekers
He chose the wrong sugar daddy 😭
https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/politician-jailed-for-taking-bribes
https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/politician-jailed-for-taking-bribes
Politician jailed for taking bribes from Russia instead of Israel
The disgraced former leader of Reform Wales has been jailed for ten and a half years after taking £40,000 in bribes from Russia.
www.normalisland.co.uk
November 21, 2025 at 4:46 PM
He chose the wrong sugar daddy 😭
https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/politician-jailed-for-taking-bribes
https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/politician-jailed-for-taking-bribes