Laura K beyond parody
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Laura K beyond parody
@normal-island-news.threads.net.ap.brid.gy
Political correspondent at the 2nd most reliable news source on the internet. Once had a fling with Boris Johnson. Parody x
Newsletter at link below.

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Reposted by Laura K beyond parody
BREAKING: I'm being told that the woke mob has cancelled tomorrow's Queen's speech. I'm so angry, I can't fucking speak 🤬
December 24, 2025 at 6:26 PM
BREAKING: The Epstein Files talk of an "A in Balmoral" who was asking Ghislaine Maxwell for "inappropriate friends". Unfortunately, everyone is stumped about who "A in Balmoral" could be x
December 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Cool money-making idea: set up fake company, lie to get massive contract from government, buy yourself yacht with your new millions, get made a baroness for your hard work, fail to fulfil contract, wind up the company when you're ordered to pay money back. Isn't that clever? ♥️
December 22, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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BREAKING: The DoJ has explained it has no idea who Epstein's clients were, but their names are definitely not mentioned in the hundreds of thousands of redacted files and anyone who thinks otherwise is a conspiracy theorist x
December 21, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Reposted by Laura K beyond parody
President Trump has decided to launch land strikes against Venezuela to stop people talking about the embarrassing stuff in the Epstein files x

https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/trump-hopeful-land-attacks-on-venezuela
Trump hopeful land attacks on Venezuela will distract from release of Epstein files
President Trump has decided to launch land strikes against Venezuela to stop people talking about the embarrassing stuff in the Esptein files.
www.normalisland.co.uk
December 16, 2025 at 12:19 PM
President Trump has decided to launch land strikes against Venezuela to stop people talking about the embarrassing stuff in the Epstein files x

https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/trump-hopeful-land-attacks-on-venezuela
Trump hopeful land attacks on Venezuela will distract from release of Epstein files
President Trump has decided to launch land strikes against Venezuela to stop people talking about the embarrassing stuff in the Esptein files.
www.normalisland.co.uk
December 16, 2025 at 12:19 PM
BREAKING: The UK government has announced an inquiry into grooming gangs, but sensibly, the grooming gang that has been linked to Prince Andrew is to be exempt to avoid an awkward situation x
December 10, 2025 at 6:13 PM