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Normal Island News @normalisland.co.uk · 3d

they're so brave, aren't they? x

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World's most moral army beats tiny autistic girl for trying to feed hungry babies

The world’s most moral army overcame a terrifying confrontation with the terrorist leader known as Greta Thunberg when they captured the Global Sumud Flotilla.

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Peace & Justice Project @peaceandjustice.bsky.social · 2h

18,457 children. Murdered by Israel.

Young lives cut short on an unimaginable scale: the 18,457 children on Gaza’s list of war dead

Every name on a list compiled by health authorities in Gaza of the child victims of Israel’s offensive

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Council Estate Media @councilestatemedia.uk · 44m

you will be unsurprised to hear that Israel killed one of its allies because he was turning against it
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The latest revelations about Charlie Kirk's murder are insane

Charlie Kirk’s grieving friend Candace Owens has been doing the job of the FBI recently.

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Normal Island News @normalisland.co.uk · 3d

they're so brave, aren't they? x

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World's most moral army beats tiny autistic girl for trying to feed hungry babies

The world’s most moral army overcame a terrifying confrontation with the terrorist leader known as Greta Thunberg when they captured the Global Sumud Flotilla.

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Council Estate Media @councilestatemedia.uk · 1d

British arms exports to Israel have reached record highs during the genocide. These arms exports are illegal under British and international law and constitute war crimes. Such arms exports make Israel’s genocide possible.

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Normal Island News @normalisland.co.uk · 1d

BREAKING: Shabana Mahmoud has clarified that British people are allowed to protest as long as they don't protest too often, their protests aren't seen by anyone, and they are completely ineffective. Anything else is un-British and basically terrorism x

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Council Estate Media @councilestatemedia.uk · 2d

they're taking away our free speech for Israel

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In the UK, you can be arrested for "terrorism" saying you disagree with a government decision

At an anti-genocide protest, a woman was arrested by the Metropolitan Police for holding up a sign reading: “I do not support the proscription of Palestine Action.”

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Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 2d

Zack Polanski: I'm a Jewish Mancunian. Our grief cannot be used to silence protest.

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Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn.bsky.social · 2d

Thank you Birmingham for an evening of hope and community power!

More than a thousand of you turned out to help build Your Party from the ground up.

We are a mass movement for real change — and we are not going away.

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Normal Island News @normalisland.co.uk · 3d

BREAKING: Shabana Mahmoud has decided that she must limit your right to peacefully protest because free speech is upsetting to supporters of genocide ♥️

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Normal Island News @normalisland.co.uk · 3d

they're so brave, aren't they? x

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World's most moral army beats tiny autistic girl for trying to feed hungry babies

The world’s most moral army overcame a terrifying confrontation with the terrorist leader known as Greta Thunberg when they captured the Global Sumud Flotilla.

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Normal Island News @normalisland.co.uk · 3d

You don't understand, it was necessary to beat up and humiliate the tiny 22-year-old autistic girl because she was trying to feed hungry babies

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Normal Island News @normalisland.co.uk · 3d

BREAKING: Heroic police officers save public from this terrifying terrorist who was holding a sign the government doesn’t like x

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Normal Island News @normalisland.co.uk · 4d

I don't mean to upset you, but we might have a ceasefire on our hands x

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Panic in Israel as Hamas agrees to release all of the hostages

In a worrying turn of events, Hamas has agreed to release all remaining prisoners in accordance with Donald Trump’s peace proposal.

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Normal Island News @normalisland.co.uk · 4d

BREAKING: Police have confirmed they shot two innocent people during the Manchester synagogue attack. Obviously, this means we have no choice but to ban people from protesting against the Gaza genocide x

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Normal Island News @normalisland.co.uk · 4d

BREAKING: Shabana Mahmoud has called for pro-Palestinian protests to be cancelled as a mark of respect for the victims of the Manchester attack, but the government is not cancelling its arms shipments to Israel as a mark of respect for the victims of genocide x

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Zarah Sultana MP @zarahsultana.bsky.social · 5d

You’re a racist, a criminal and a sexist thug.

You pretend to “protect women” while spewing misogyny.

We won’t let you or any fascist divide our communities. An attack on one is an attack on all.

We won’t allow your politics of hate to win.

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Council Estate Media @councilestatemedia.uk · 5d

This is bleak 👇

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Donald Trump has declared the US is at war

Donald Trump has distributed a memo to congress stating the US is at war with drug cartels, by which he means Venezuela.

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Normal Island News @normalisland.co.uk · 5d

It seems we're conflating Israel and Jewishness now. Please keep up x

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UK home secretary decides that protesting against genocide is insensitive towards Jews

A couple of days ago, a terrorist slaughtered two British Jews in a horrific attack at a Manchester synagogue that every right-thinking person condemns.

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Normal Island News @normalisland.co.uk · 5d

the good guys did it again x

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Israel makes heroic interception of terrorist flotilla carrying deadly weapons such as baby formula and medicine

Not for the first time, Israel has made a heroic interception of a terrorist flotilla carrying deadly weapons such as baby formula and medicine.

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Normal Island News @normalisland.co.uk · 6d

BREAKING: Israel makes heroic interception of terrorist boats in Palestinian waters and arrests 38 crew members under suspicion of carrying baby formula x

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Normal Island News @normalisland.co.uk · 6d

BREAKING: Michelle Mone is feeling incredibly confused after she spent three years threatening to sue people who accused her of involvement in the Medpro PPE scandal, only to magically remember she was involved, after all x

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Normal Island News @normalisland.co.uk · 7d

They pay me £1 million a post ❤️
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Israel is paying influencers $7,000 a post to make you love genocide as much as they do

If you wonder why you are growing fond of genocide, it’s probably because Israel has been paying your favourite influencers $7,000 a post to control your thoughts.

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Normal Island News @normalisland.co.uk · 8d

These announcements just keep getting better x
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Government announces exciting plans for the nation after watching Minority Report

You probably thought things couldn’t get more exciting when the government made you scan your face, passport, and email address book so you could watch online porn, but then it announced digital IDs t...

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AAUP @aaup.org · 7d

BREAKING: WE WON!!!
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Federal Judge William G. Young ruled today in our lawsuit against the Trump administration that the policy of arresting, detaining, & deporting noncitizen students & faculty members for their pro-Palestinian advocacy violates the 1st Amendment.

Full ruling here:

Findings of Fact & Conclusions of Law – #261 in American Association of University Professors v. Rubio (D. Mass., 1:25-cv-10685) – CourtListener.com

Judge William G. Young: ORDER entered. FINDINGS OF FACT AND RULINGS OF LAW, PURSUANT TO FED. R. CIV. P. 52(A)(Sonnenberg, Elizabeth) (Additional attachment(s) added on 9/30/2025: # 1 Main Document) (J...

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Normal Island News @normalisland.co.uk · 8d

I don't think you understand, Tony Blair is the most qualified person to lead Gaza because he is the only candidate responsible for more deaths in the Middle East than Netanyahu x

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