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Normatico
@normatico.bsky.social
Content Creator on YouTube, Secondhand Blasters.
Custom Blaster Prints to give your Nerf blaster that personal touch.
New Rule: All future Federal Department Secretaries must have experience working in the related fields.

Example: the Education secretary should have experience working in education (preferably in the actual classroom).

HUD should have experience working in construction or city planning.
November 24, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Me and my homies would have been stacking bodies by now. -George Washington

#Antifa #FDT
October 14, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Live your life in such a fashion that no one can make a baseless allegation against you and the rest of the world just shrugs and believes it without questioning it & so that that when you make an allegation or accusation, that no one thinks you aren’t telling the truth.
October 1, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Just a little worrisome that the page detailing article 1, section 9 of the US constitution has been removed from the official congressional website.

Especially since the current administration doesn’t believe in the writ of habeas corpus.
August 6, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Authoritarian Playbook:

When the facts don’t fit your narrative, fire the person who read the data that supports the facts and replace them with someone who will skew the data so it makes you look good. #Bureauoflaborandstatistics
August 3, 2025 at 3:08 PM
So… provided the Dems sweep the House and Senate in the mid terms.. will we see Impeachment of the cabinet and PotUS? And will the Dems have the backbone for a modern day Nuremberg trial for the atrocities being committed?
July 14, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Looks like someone entered the: #foundout stage of #FAFO.

A green card holder denied re-entry to U.S. after visiting native Canada www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
N.H. green card holder denied re-entry to U.S. after visiting native Canada
The man, who supported President Donald Trump though he can't vote, says he "feels differently" now and blames the administration for his immigration plight.
www.nbcnews.com
July 12, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Trump allegedly has an affinity for Les Miserables….

…. …. The lack of self awareness from this fuck is outstanding.

#FOTUS
June 12, 2025 at 2:54 PM
MAGA: “we support our troops and owe our veterans everything….

Unless they are trans… at which point, we don’t owe them shit.”
June 3, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I implore anyone who is thinking of traveling to North America for the World Cup to please reconsider, double that for the Olympics.

An Australian citizen was kicked out of the US when she was trying to visit her US citizen husband who is stationed in Honolulu.. yes.. as in a military (cont’d)
May 29, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Nothing tickles me more than MAGA morons spouting their veteran loving bonafides by proposing June become veteran appreciation month.

Because May and November aren’t dedicated those who are serving or have served.
May 27, 2025 at 4:21 PM
If this were Dungeons and Dragons…. 47 is that asshole player of a Wizard character who decides to help a situation by casting Fireball in an enclosed area where his entire adventuring party is located when a simple charisma check by the bard or rogue would have resolved the issue.
May 24, 2025 at 1:59 PM
JD Vance met with Pope Leo.. last time that couch fucker met with a Pope, they had to call a conclave.

I pray for the new Pope.
May 19, 2025 at 10:46 PM
The fact that MAGA is having a meltdown over the New Pope is hysterical.

Newsflash to the red hat wearing ass clowns:

Catholicism is bigger than you, your movement and the bastardized notion of a country you are trying to turn the US into.

MAGA and Catholicism are not compatible.
May 11, 2025 at 10:24 PM
MAGA: “they broke the law.. they deserve to be sent to that gulag” (over a misdemeanor. )

Meanwhile….

Dems: “He is a convicted felon who should be behind bars..”
MAGA: “he just committed misdemeanors.. it was a BS felony charge!”
April 30, 2025 at 11:42 PM
As someone who creates content in the Nerfspace, I often rely on imported goods from China to review and determine whether or not they are worth the plastic they are made out of. The rule in my hobby used to be Dart Zone, Nerf or X-Shot were the standards since they were store bought. (Continued)
April 24, 2025 at 11:54 AM
In 2024, tourism added 2.36 Trillion dollars the US economy.

Cut to 2025, when asked about a 15% or more drop in tourism and more people signaling their intent to boycott the United States as a vacation hot spot, Mango Mussolini said: “it’s no big deal.”

What a moron.
April 24, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Holy.. fucking shit. The education secretary.. referred to AI (artificial intelligence) as A1 (like the steak sauce).

Fucking unbelievable.
April 15, 2025 at 5:42 PM
A MAGAt family member told me that “More people will buy from you now because of tariffs since you manufacture here.”

…. I 3D print nerf blasters and accessories for people and generally don’t charge much beyond filament and about $1/print hour which usually covers maintenance costs (see below)
April 9, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Price of 60 eggs pre Bird Flu: 18.99
Price of 60 eggs on Jan 19th: 20.99
Price of 60 Eggs in March: 38.99
Price of 60 Eggs as of Yesterday: 24.99

MAGA Morons: “Eggs are back down!!”

The fact they can’t see that they are still up is hilariously infuriating.
April 7, 2025 at 11:49 AM
As of this writing:

NYSE (DJ) is -4.75%
NYSE US 100 is -3.93%
Dow Jones Industrial is -3.5%
S&P 500 is -4.1%
NYSE FANG is -4.89%

401ks are going to shit.. but hey.. those eggs, right?!?

And the .01% of the .01% of the population can’t participate in sports anymore.
April 4, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Sure we lost about 2 Trillion in the economy.

Sure.. all of our allies no longer trust us.

Sure.. we have an unelected fuckstick making slashes to our government programs.

And sure our fuel costs have gone up by 40 cents in two weeks.

But hey… how about the cost of them eggs? Oh wait.
April 3, 2025 at 8:25 PM
So a question…. As a born citizen, I have freedom of speech. A student on am F-1 visa doesn’t (according to State Department).

What is stopping me from acting as a Ghost Writer for foreign students to protest perceived wrongs in other parts of the world? Would USCIS deport me?
April 2, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Having a 3D printer and making quality prints is like having a pickup truck.

People want something from you always. Some are willing to pay for your services, others ask for favors.

The free ones that complain they don’t get priority service make me laugh.

Perhaps offer to pay next time?
March 31, 2025 at 6:24 AM