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i’m leeroy jones aka norman mayonnaise
21 queer
how people start acting after you put 17 pepperonis on their pizza roll i guess
a man is sitting on a couch with his mouth open in a dark room with the words `` total subs '' below him .
ALT: a man is sitting on a couch with his mouth open in a dark room with the words `` total subs '' below him .
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January 16, 2026 at 12:24 AM
then it played more footage. and showed the graphic again and it’s like 16 16 16 16!!! back to the footage and AGAIN with the graphic and it said “i know you might be tempted to put 17 or even 18 on it” i giggled i’m sorry. pls it has such meme potential
January 16, 2026 at 12:03 AM
BUT the CoC i grew up in believed in purgatory? i wasn’t one to go to church real often so i didn’t even know that until recently? very strange for protestants. also it was more preterist about the book of revelation
September 24, 2025 at 5:51 PM
yeah i had no clue, i grew up in CoC which sees the rapture as unbiblical. that’s not to say CoC is perfect or even necessarily good… i wouldn’t know i had no clue people even saw it as a cult… it’s just most churches of christ aren’t the doomsday cults a lot of evangelicals end up in
September 24, 2025 at 5:51 PM
fairs but “coal fairs”. we are indoctrinated from an early age to support the coal industry
September 21, 2025 at 4:57 PM
it’s fucked up. and after learning about “esau scrip” (tw for sexual assault) it puts into perspective just how evil the industry was. they destroyed bodies and homes, violated the land and wives and mothers and daughters

the original image hits so hard knowing i didn’t grow up with actual science
September 21, 2025 at 4:57 PM
do you really think we came from bacteria? are you stupid or something? how does that make any sense life doesn’t come from non-life. i’m a christian and genesis says humans were created with dust because life doesn’t come from non-life
September 12, 2025 at 3:38 PM
September 9, 2025 at 1:32 AM
i’m just very fond of these still like especially the pink ones the pollen is even pink do you know how amusing it is to see a bee covered in pink pollen. it’s great
September 9, 2025 at 1:29 AM
wtf get him back in touch with kenny all he had to say was “why don’t you just fuckin leave him??” and satan did this
August 22, 2025 at 2:19 PM
i’m from eastern kentucky and i’ve actually had one of the DNA tests done, even i’m more than 50% english/european genetically. the scotch-irish is only like a little over 30% combined in my case?

what’s weird is that i thought i was actually related to JD… through the hatfields, bad jim vance
August 15, 2025 at 5:32 PM
it’s like they project their insincerity onto trans people. saying they don’t believe in gender while doing their hair, nails and makeup, obviously trying to look like women (probably so they aren’t transvestigated by other “concerned parents” or “radical feminists”). truly their biological reality
August 14, 2025 at 5:24 PM
when someone does research on how to make bombs and buys bomb materials they’re monitored by authorities who the fuck needs a bomb

and we don’t even need to point to drunk driving for some counties to pass prohibitions on alcohol sales, religion will suffice
August 12, 2025 at 12:11 AM
rip local sexpot…
August 7, 2025 at 1:38 PM
also keep in mind that some plants can reproduce asexually, maybe this one can too. it’s not the same as like pollination but if a limb falls off and lands in some dirt it can make another plant, for example golden pothos just doesn’t bloom in captivity. so ig that would ease the pressure to bloom
July 25, 2025 at 4:20 PM
maybe it relies on a specific pollinator and only blooms during its active hours, like bats or moths. also a shorter blooming period is technically more energy efficient which would be helpful to a desert plant that probably has a very limited amount of resources to work with
July 25, 2025 at 4:16 PM