my girlfriend took this photo and she said that it looks like he killed me

ate a shameful amount of takis and now im pregnant

I’ve been sick Jan 2nd! Taking for granted when I didn’t need to cough out my lungs every five seconds

I got a 94.39% on my final today!!!

He’s so babbyyyy

I feel like a geriatric idk how to figure this app out

facts

this mf cannot take anything seriously

just left church, and after the service a woman introduced herself to me, because im new, and i told her i graduated from DCE and then she asked if i knew Emily. and i just had to be like “yup, she was my best friend :|”. like i get that she couldn’t have known but still

getting my tattoo sept. 23! i feel like once i start i won’t stop

anyway, i finished tracing my tattoo that i plan on getting. i never thought i’d have to trace her handwriting. i miss her so fucking much. i just want my best friend back

how the fuck does this work