John Coulson
@northerneater.bsky.social
Digital Marketer and street food cook, living in Tenerife. Shouting into the void, mainly about LUFC.
Greggs Festive Bake: Even worse than I remembered.
Medicinal fake sage flavour, barely any filling, too sweet, weird mushy pastry and an unpleasant crumb coating.
1 out of 5
Medicinal fake sage flavour, barely any filling, too sweet, weird mushy pastry and an unpleasant crumb coating.
1 out of 5
December 22, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Greggs Festive Bake: Even worse than I remembered.
Medicinal fake sage flavour, barely any filling, too sweet, weird mushy pastry and an unpleasant crumb coating.
1 out of 5
Medicinal fake sage flavour, barely any filling, too sweet, weird mushy pastry and an unpleasant crumb coating.
1 out of 5
If we stay up, I'll be delighted to admit I was wrong. But not just yet. #lufc
If he gets us through the next 4 with some decent results, we should. And a win against Man U and we need to stand outside Thrope Arch with a banner 😂😂. #lufc
December 22, 2025 at 2:01 PM
If we stay up, I'll be delighted to admit I was wrong. But not just yet. #lufc
December 20, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Felt very Leedsy that in a game we won 4-1, when we were 3-0 up after 90, there was a few minutes of jeopardy in added time. 🤣
Great performance and result though!! 👏 #lufc
Great performance and result though!! 👏 #lufc
December 20, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Felt very Leedsy that in a game we won 4-1, when we were 3-0 up after 90, there was a few minutes of jeopardy in added time. 🤣
Great performance and result though!! 👏 #lufc
Great performance and result though!! 👏 #lufc
Farke has been berating Tanaka for his defensive work so not surprised to see him benched. Aaronson though? Maybe a change of shape? #lufc
December 20, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Farke has been berating Tanaka for his defensive work so not surprised to see him benched. Aaronson though? Maybe a change of shape? #lufc
Not seeing Piroe yesterday, even when Okafor was visibly knackered, probably means he'll be on his way in Jan.
What do you think he's worth now? #lufc
What do you think he's worth now? #lufc
December 15, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Not seeing Piroe yesterday, even when Okafor was visibly knackered, probably means he'll be on his way in Jan.
What do you think he's worth now? #lufc
What do you think he's worth now? #lufc
This was the team when we played Liverpool at home in our relegation season. How many would get into yesterday’s lineup?
Rodrigo and Sinisterra maybe? Plus Summerville and Rutter. #lufc
Rodrigo and Sinisterra maybe? Plus Summerville and Rutter. #lufc
December 7, 2025 at 10:56 AM
This was the team when we played Liverpool at home in our relegation season. How many would get into yesterday’s lineup?
Rodrigo and Sinisterra maybe? Plus Summerville and Rutter. #lufc
Rodrigo and Sinisterra maybe? Plus Summerville and Rutter. #lufc
That settles it then. We're going into the transfer window with Farke in charge. He's earned it.
Now, are the 49ers going to back him?? #lufc
Now, are the 49ers going to back him?? #lufc
December 6, 2025 at 7:39 PM
That settles it then. We're going into the transfer window with Farke in charge. He's earned it.
Now, are the 49ers going to back him?? #lufc
Now, are the 49ers going to back him?? #lufc
How can this not be satire?
Football’s governing body has so far remained tight-lipped on the identity of the winner. When asked if the US president would receive the award, Gianni Infantino said: ‘You will see.' on.ft.com/4rFzSLT
December 5, 2025 at 9:28 AM
How can this not be satire?
Such an important result and keeps us in touch with Fulham and Forest.
Cheering for Man Utd tomorrow, anyone? Great bunch of lads. 😅 #lufc
Cheering for Man Utd tomorrow, anyone? Great bunch of lads. 😅 #lufc
December 3, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Such an important result and keeps us in touch with Fulham and Forest.
Cheering for Man Utd tomorrow, anyone? Great bunch of lads. 😅 #lufc
Cheering for Man Utd tomorrow, anyone? Great bunch of lads. 😅 #lufc
Pep obviously didn't have a double HT substitution and change of formation and approach on his bingo card.
It was great to see us pressing them late in the game - and them struggling to play out (compare to what we saw at Brighton).
It could be the turning point for Farke. #lufc
It was great to see us pressing them late in the game - and them struggling to play out (compare to what we saw at Brighton).
It could be the turning point for Farke. #lufc
November 30, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Pep obviously didn't have a double HT substitution and change of formation and approach on his bingo card.
It was great to see us pressing them late in the game - and them struggling to play out (compare to what we saw at Brighton).
It could be the turning point for Farke. #lufc
It was great to see us pressing them late in the game - and them struggling to play out (compare to what we saw at Brighton).
It could be the turning point for Farke. #lufc
The players showed if they're used in the right way, with a system that works, they can compete.
Credit to Farke for making the right call at HT. But people have wanted to see 3 at the back for weeks.
I wonder if this is the end for him. #lufc
Credit to Farke for making the right call at HT. But people have wanted to see 3 at the back for weeks.
I wonder if this is the end for him. #lufc
November 29, 2025 at 5:03 PM
The players showed if they're used in the right way, with a system that works, they can compete.
Credit to Farke for making the right call at HT. But people have wanted to see 3 at the back for weeks.
I wonder if this is the end for him. #lufc
Credit to Farke for making the right call at HT. But people have wanted to see 3 at the back for weeks.
I wonder if this is the end for him. #lufc
Okay, Calvert-Lewin might make Bamford look prolific, but at least he helps us get up the pitch with his hold-up play and aerial flick-ons. #lufc
November 29, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Okay, Calvert-Lewin might make Bamford look prolific, but at least he helps us get up the pitch with his hold-up play and aerial flick-ons. #lufc
When I triple captained Haaland to either jinx him or bag some points, I didn't have a Foden hat-trick, Haaland blank 7-0 in mind. #lufc
November 29, 2025 at 3:24 PM
When I triple captained Haaland to either jinx him or bag some points, I didn't have a Foden hat-trick, Haaland blank 7-0 in mind. #lufc
Marathe should spend this week getting a yes from Farke's replacement, then pull the trigger after the City game, regardless of the result #lufc
November 23, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Marathe should spend this week getting a yes from Farke's replacement, then pull the trigger after the City game, regardless of the result #lufc