influencers will say “THiS iS PrOoF JaPAn iS LiViNG iN THe YEaR 3,000!! 🤯” and it’s just single-use plastic
December 12, 2025 at 2:29 AM
influencers will say “THiS iS PrOoF JaPAn iS LiViNG iN THe YEaR 3,000!! 🤯” and it’s just single-use plastic
I hope you guys don’t just view me as a friend, but also an abstract concept you can’t quite perceive
December 12, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I hope you guys don’t just view me as a friend, but also an abstract concept you can’t quite perceive
woah woah hey there buddy getting a little bit too closer for comfort there
November 13, 2025 at 2:35 AM
woah woah hey there buddy getting a little bit too closer for comfort there
pro-tip: always keep it geeked
October 29, 2025 at 7:57 PM
pro-tip: always keep it geeked
wes anderson fans when they see an ambiguously central european person
October 20, 2025 at 2:56 AM
wes anderson fans when they see an ambiguously central european person
white people after hearing the family of five next door was brutally murdered (their property value is about to go down)
September 11, 2025 at 10:53 PM
white people after hearing the family of five next door was brutally murdered (their property value is about to go down)
t-shirt printing companies after inventing beach towns
July 17, 2025 at 4:19 PM
t-shirt printing companies after inventing beach towns
“the heat isn’t that bad it’s just the humidity” people when i teleport them directly onto the surface of the sun
July 9, 2025 at 7:27 PM
“the heat isn’t that bad it’s just the humidity” people when i teleport them directly onto the surface of the sun
smoking on gas so good duke energy would have me assassinated to get it
July 3, 2025 at 3:24 AM
smoking on gas so good duke energy would have me assassinated to get it
just saw a dude who looked exactly like wolfe glick whipping a shitbox civic in north carolina
July 2, 2025 at 5:42 PM
just saw a dude who looked exactly like wolfe glick whipping a shitbox civic in north carolina
connecting my VPN to a server in Kyoto shopping online for trinkets and art toys you wouldn’t dream of in seven lifetimes
June 28, 2025 at 5:17 PM
connecting my VPN to a server in Kyoto shopping online for trinkets and art toys you wouldn’t dream of in seven lifetimes
god gives Her most dangerous toys to Her stupidest children
June 17, 2025 at 8:44 PM
god gives Her most dangerous toys to Her stupidest children
your honor in my clients defense you don’t know him like I do
May 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
your honor in my clients defense you don’t know him like I do
smoking on some shit so purple harold could draw a city with it
May 18, 2025 at 11:04 PM
smoking on some shit so purple harold could draw a city with it
she greg on my heffley til it’s wimpy
May 18, 2025 at 11:04 PM
she greg on my heffley til it’s wimpy
I’ve been seeing a lot of animosity recently, tirades in almost every comment section I’ve scrolled past, and while I understand their frustrations what they all continually fail to realize is that draining all of the blood from the new born calf requires a phenomenal amount of time and patience
May 18, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I’ve been seeing a lot of animosity recently, tirades in almost every comment section I’ve scrolled past, and while I understand their frustrations what they all continually fail to realize is that draining all of the blood from the new born calf requires a phenomenal amount of time and patience
the new the batman villain the jorkler
May 17, 2025 at 5:19 AM
the new the batman villain the jorkler
hey guys I got some booger celebrity jokes for you, hope you enjoy!
travis snott be like “la phlegm!!”
nose biden proceeds to gives 200 billion dollars to israel
travis snott be like “la phlegm!!”
nose biden proceeds to gives 200 billion dollars to israel
May 16, 2025 at 12:04 AM
hey guys I got some booger celebrity jokes for you, hope you enjoy!
travis snott be like “la phlegm!!”
nose biden proceeds to gives 200 billion dollars to israel
travis snott be like “la phlegm!!”
nose biden proceeds to gives 200 billion dollars to israel
jack be nimble, jack be thick, jack clap over the candlestick
May 1, 2025 at 3:00 AM
jack be nimble, jack be thick, jack clap over the candlestick
she jimmy on my john til I sandwich
May 1, 2025 at 2:59 AM
she jimmy on my john til I sandwich
I want to start a book club but instead of books it’s rocks and it’s called rock club and everyone brings in a cool rock they found in the past week :)
April 8, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I want to start a book club but instead of books it’s rocks and it’s called rock club and everyone brings in a cool rock they found in the past week :)
no shirt no shoes I’m serving 💅✨
February 26, 2025 at 8:16 PM
no shirt no shoes I’m serving 💅✨
she’s in awe of my tism
February 2, 2025 at 1:45 AM
she’s in awe of my tism
real g’s move in silence like a bagel
January 27, 2025 at 2:19 AM
real g’s move in silence like a bagel