northsidemick
@northsidemick.bsky.social
Searching for rhyme and reason. Sustained by humor.
Rule: You cannot indict a ham sandwich if the charges are baloney.
December 11, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Rule: You cannot indict a ham sandwich if the charges are baloney.
I thought he preferred Wifebury in New Jersey.
December 4, 2025 at 12:20 PM
I thought he preferred Wifebury in New Jersey.
Trump: It's upside down, so first we have to fix that. Then figure out how to import all those kangaroos.
December 2, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Trump: It's upside down, so first we have to fix that. Then figure out how to import all those kangaroos.
Four times the grift.
November 29, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Four times the grift.
With these obvious bullshit investigations she's earned the name Sham Bondi.
November 19, 2025 at 5:41 PM
With these obvious bullshit investigations she's earned the name Sham Bondi.
I guess he thinks his poll numbers are like golf, the lower the better.
November 19, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I guess he thinks his poll numbers are like golf, the lower the better.
Comey's lawsuit against the U.S. for this fraudulent prosecution is going to be spectacular!
November 19, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Comey's lawsuit against the U.S. for this fraudulent prosecution is going to be spectacular!
Trump: I'm all for drought, wildfires, and mass starvation.
November 19, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Trump: I'm all for drought, wildfires, and mass starvation.
Their level of corruption is mind-blowing.
November 19, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Their level of corruption is mind-blowing.
For these guys, it's not Rule of Law, but Hints of Suggestions of Concepts of Guidelines of Law.
November 19, 2025 at 4:45 PM
For these guys, it's not Rule of Law, but Hints of Suggestions of Concepts of Guidelines of Law.
Trump: Okay, hold on, I've just been told the last of the evidence incriminating me has been destroyed...release the Epstein files!
November 17, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Trump: Okay, hold on, I've just been told the last of the evidence incriminating me has been destroyed...release the Epstein files!
Trump's grip on power
is waning as it lingers
Like sand slowly slipping
through his tiny fingers
is waning as it lingers
Like sand slowly slipping
through his tiny fingers
November 16, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Trump's grip on power
is waning as it lingers
Like sand slowly slipping
through his tiny fingers
is waning as it lingers
Like sand slowly slipping
through his tiny fingers
I'd say MTG is the latest Trump/Epstein victim, but the whole world is the latest victim right now. Trump will burn it all down to keep from releasing evidence of his pedophilia.
November 15, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I'd say MTG is the latest Trump/Epstein victim, but the whole world is the latest victim right now. Trump will burn it all down to keep from releasing evidence of his pedophilia.
Humor accelerates recovery. At least that's my non-scientific observation.
November 15, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Humor accelerates recovery. At least that's my non-scientific observation.
Becoming obvious that Kompromat was the engine that drove this whole pedophile enterprise.
November 12, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Becoming obvious that Kompromat was the engine that drove this whole pedophile enterprise.
With Trump's GOP working
to starve the needy
Their next meal could be
these rich and greedy
Metaphorically of course
but hungry voters will
Devour them at Midterms
like lions on a kill
to starve the needy
Their next meal could be
these rich and greedy
Metaphorically of course
but hungry voters will
Devour them at Midterms
like lions on a kill
November 9, 2025 at 6:20 PM
With Trump's GOP working
to starve the needy
Their next meal could be
these rich and greedy
Metaphorically of course
but hungry voters will
Devour them at Midterms
like lions on a kill
to starve the needy
Their next meal could be
these rich and greedy
Metaphorically of course
but hungry voters will
Devour them at Midterms
like lions on a kill
With Trump's GOP working
to starve the needy
Their next meal could be
these rich and greedy
Metaphorically of course
but hungry voters will
Devour them at Midterms
like lions on a kill
to starve the needy
Their next meal could be
these rich and greedy
Metaphorically of course
but hungry voters will
Devour them at Midterms
like lions on a kill
November 9, 2025 at 3:25 PM
With Trump's GOP working
to starve the needy
Their next meal could be
these rich and greedy
Metaphorically of course
but hungry voters will
Devour them at Midterms
like lions on a kill
to starve the needy
Their next meal could be
these rich and greedy
Metaphorically of course
but hungry voters will
Devour them at Midterms
like lions on a kill
Trump is working so hard
to starve the needy
Their next meal could be
the rich and greedy
to starve the needy
Their next meal could be
the rich and greedy
November 8, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Trump is working so hard
to starve the needy
Their next meal could be
the rich and greedy
to starve the needy
Their next meal could be
the rich and greedy
When empathy is detected, this Thing resets to its default position.
November 8, 2025 at 11:18 AM
When empathy is detected, this Thing resets to its default position.
When empathy is detected, this Thing resets to its default position.
November 7, 2025 at 5:18 PM
When empathy is detected, this Thing resets to its default position.
We're at the beginning of a hint of a whiff of a concept of a cusp of a liftoff. Unless it goes bad, then it's still Biden's fault.
November 7, 2025 at 5:13 PM
We're at the beginning of a hint of a whiff of a concept of a cusp of a liftoff. Unless it goes bad, then it's still Biden's fault.
DOJ = Death of Justice
November 7, 2025 at 4:58 PM
DOJ = Death of Justice