The turns have tabled!? What does that even mean? You're a fucking weirdo

What? Are you drunk?

I do, thank you. The tables have turned.

Nah, I was just raised to believe that people should deal with family issues behind closed doors. I didn't say what she did was right, but it doesn't look like she's running around posting about you and calling you names. But hey you do you.

Okay so you posted something calling people making their sexual health a priority 'nasties', she lectured you in an admittedly shitty way, and then you made a whole ass post about her, told people to avoid HGH testing, and called her a twat several times?

Are you sure you weren't raised in Hathian?

Put you down for what exactly?

Did you actually just like publicly call my mom a twat? Cause that's fucked up.

Way to try to mansplain exactly what she was already saying and make yourself look like a fucking moron.

Ew but then everybody will be covered in glitter

But who are we sending the card to? Like for Christmas?

Wait for what

I understand the whole like…tongue in whatever of this post. But they’re trash. YOU ARE BETTER THAN THIS. And also way prettier.

That’s kind of exactly my point

In trouble from who??

OKAY BUT STILL EW

But the heads up made it so I knew not to click on the adult content warning. Thanks for saving me from cousin peen. Gross.

….ew.