Fuwamoco's 3D debut has you covered.

Frankenstein's monster sounds yummy in this timeline.

not my favourite coprolite, but a solid number two

Is this what you call "double cream"?

I've waited long enough. Uninstalling because of the spam.

Aww.

Edition.

Just use a blue scr— oh.

Cool! Consider moving your user handle to use your website domain — it's a sort of self-verification over here.

Still not there? I'm on the verge of uninstalling because of this.

Wow, cool. That's horrifying.

That is an excellent cat.

Other than potential security issues, another reason people don't like them is that, if the shortener goes down, the link is then lost forever.

Shorteners are good for when you actually need a shorter link, but otherwise it's better to do without. But it's not a huge issue.