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Matthew Harrison
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Vegan. Amateur photographer. Slightly sarcastic.

You might remember me from that thing I wasn't in because I'm not famous.
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Me, having forgotten:
Catherine O'Hara in 'Home Alone'. The text underneath says, "The Cubs game!"
April 23, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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Aaron Rodgers looking like Sam Beckett just after he leaps into a new body.
A pack of Donruss football trading cards with the dumbest man in football, Aaron Rodgers.
April 15, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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Sunday vibes. 🥱
A small, German Shepard mix dog stretches out on a brown carpet while letting out a big yawn.
March 16, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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Pic 1: Look at my stick! Isn't it awesome?!?!

Pic 2: Why are you looking at my stick?! Get the hell away from it!!!
A small, happy-looking German Shepard mix dog is chewing on a medium sized stick on a walk. She's standing in a parking lot. 📷 By Yours Truly, Johnny Dollar - I mean, by Me. A small, angry-looking German Shepard mix dog is chewing on a medium sized stick. She's standing in a parking lot. 📷 By - You Guessed It - Me
March 1, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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"Goddamn it. If I was only smart enough to figure a way out of this living nightmare. Fuck! I can't believe this idiot beat me for the nomination! I must be an IDIOT!"
One of the dumbest, cravenest cowards to fill out a suit, Marco Rubio (future war criminal?). GOD this alt text felt cathartic.
March 1, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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Uh, which coworker has been to the future? 🤔
February 27, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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Bathroom graffiti doling out some good advice?
#filmbros
A bathroom wall with black lighting. The wall is composed of tiles with a repeating polka dot style pattern. There is a message written on the wall with an animated dialogue bubble. It says "DON'T DATE FILM BROS" and there is a skull drawn near the top left of the dialogue bubble.
February 22, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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The void has a request.
A quick Rocketbook doodle with a dynamic dialogue bubble with sharp edges bellows, "Hi! VOID HERE. PLEASE. STOP. SCREAMING INTO ME!" The bubble has a black background (a mix of Rocketbook black pen and Snap's black marker tool). Apparently, It's healthcare doesn't cover hearing loss.
February 14, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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I find snow to be much more enjoyable when you pretend you're flying through hyperspace.
The other drivers? Not so much.
Snowfall around Chicago on 2/12/24 seen after some editing. Making the night's sky look blue was one such edit.
February 13, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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Who turned out to be a hella powerful witch. So I guess that kind of tracks?
Jasmine Guy in 'The Vampire Diaries'.
February 12, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Coffee is life. Life is coffee.

#Rocketbook #Doodle
A quick black and white doodle mimicking the Captain America meme. A giant paper cup of hot coffee is leaning against a chair's back while it looks at the reader and says, "So you didn't get that full night's sleep and now you've come crawling back for a caffeine jolt."
February 12, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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..."Vegan". 😩😏
A price tag for Nestle chocolate chips that says they're vegan. Next to the sign is a bag of those same chocolate chips and the ingredients list shows it contains milk.
February 10, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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Bartering in the near future when the economy crashes & the 22 year old Trump official at the food distribution center denies your offer:
A quick doodle using the Rocketbook pad and pens. It is a young redhead with black-rimmed glasses and a dark blue tie with an orange T on it. The kid is saying "Yes, I'm sure this is a FINE pog collection, but it's worthless. So, no water this week for you. NEXT!"
February 6, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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This is why grocery shopping sometimes takes me awhile to do.

Adult fucking language, fyi.
A display of cucumbers at a grocery store. Maybe pickles? Idk. But one in the middle of the pile has cartoon eyes and a cartoon open mouth with the caption, "Go ahead and eat me, you sick fuck! Look me in the eeeeeyyyyeeee!"
February 5, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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That time I turned Artemis, our collie, into a Pokemon.

#photography
February 5, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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The Scarlet Spider has been my favorite character & costume design. I know I'm in the minority! I had read comics as a young kid but it wasn't until my mom bought me this comic that I was like, "Wait, what?" I was hooked.

#SpiderManNotSpiderMan #ScarletSpider #doodle #Rocketbook
The cover of 'Web of Spider-Man' issue 118 from Marvel Comics. It features The Scarlet Spider in his red and blue costume. A quick, super amazing doodle I did using The Rocketbook pen and color pens. The doodle is of The Scarlet Spider looking at the viewer and asking, "What do you mean you want 'the real Spider-Man' to save you??".
February 5, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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Spot the bug? Part 2.

#photography
A yellow flower. With an orange and black bug sitting in its center, blending in with the flower. The background is green foliage. A filter was used to make the colors more vibrant. 📷 by me Btw, these are generally just with my phone unless otherwise stated. It's just to give an idea of my interests.
February 5, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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Spot the bug?

#photography
A tiny yellow and black bug sits upon a tiny white-petaled flower (with green stem) against foliage of varying shades of green. 📷 by This Guy
February 5, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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🍂 #photography
A close-up of a purple/red leaf on green blades of grass. The leaf has rain drops on it. A filter was used to make the colors more vibrant. 📷 by 🙋
February 5, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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Yesterday's birthday pup! She hated the hat. You can see the restrained hate in her eyes.
She did enjoy the special birthday treat, however.
The cutest little German Shepard mix dog celebrating her birthday patiently waiting for her snack while wearing a red and yellow crown. Behind her sits her red candy cane toy under her tail.
February 4, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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"GET THE HELL AWAY FROM MY SNACK!"
A German Shepard mix dog celebrating her birthday by nearly inhaling a piece of her snack. She looks like she's barking.
February 4, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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Fun with filters and quick edits, part 175.

#photography
#flower
A yellow chrysanthemum originally, I believe, before a Snap filter and some editing to dim the shadows to make the center stand out. The petals are now an almost glowing blue/green. 📷 by me, myself, & I
February 4, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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Happy #GroundhogDay
The movie still from 'Groundhog Day' of Bill Murray (Phil) has a groundhog (Phil) driving the pickup truck Phil (Murray) stole after kidnapping Phil (groundhog).
February 2, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Pick 4 comics you love with female leads. (Tough call.)
'Black Widow: The Finely Woven Thread' by Edmondson and Noto. The art is Natasha Romanov facing the viewer in red and black coloring above a white silhouette of a Russian city. 'The Mighty Thor' by Dauterman and Aaron. The cover of 'Spider-Girl' #0 by Tom DeFalco and Ron Frenz. The cover of Marvel's "Runaways" by Adrian Alphona and Brian K. Vaughan.
January 31, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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Adrenaline junkies.

#Rocketbook
A quick doodle using a Rocketbook pad & pens of The Lone Ranger & his horse, Silver. Silver is looking at The Lone Ranger, both in profile, and tells The Lone Ranger, "I don't know, man. I'm starting to think we're just adrenaline junkies. You're toxic." Text below reads "Hi-Yo, Silver!"
January 28, 2025 at 1:47 AM