Say NO to Smoke Detectors
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The TRUTH about smoke detectors and the “fire safety” hoax.
The TRUTH about smoke detectors and the “fire safety” hoax.
Say NO to Socialism!
Disband your local fire department.
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Disband your local fire department.
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November 27, 2024 at 2:14 AM
Say NO to Socialism!
Disband your local fire department.
🚫🧑🚒🚫🚒🚫🧯
Disband your local fire department.
🚫🧑🚒🚫🚒🚫🧯
I have been asked to lead the United States Department of Smoke Detector Regulation and I am ready to serve.
November 19, 2024 at 1:52 AM
I have been asked to lead the United States Department of Smoke Detector Regulation and I am ready to serve.
Take everyone whose social security number ends in an even number.
Throw away their smoke detector.
Then take everyone whose social security number ends in an odd number.
Throw away their smoke detector.
Problem solved.
Throw away their smoke detector.
Then take everyone whose social security number ends in an odd number.
Throw away their smoke detector.
Problem solved.
November 18, 2024 at 2:28 AM
Take everyone whose social security number ends in an even number.
Throw away their smoke detector.
Then take everyone whose social security number ends in an odd number.
Throw away their smoke detector.
Problem solved.
Throw away their smoke detector.
Then take everyone whose social security number ends in an odd number.
Throw away their smoke detector.
Problem solved.
1 million percent tariffs on smoke detectors.
Let’s make this happen!
Let’s make this happen!
November 10, 2024 at 9:55 PM
1 million percent tariffs on smoke detectors.
Let’s make this happen!
Let’s make this happen!
If RFK Jr. can lead the FDA, make this guy head of OSHA.
Electroboom GIF
ALT: Electroboom GIF
media.tenor.com
November 8, 2024 at 3:05 PM
If RFK Jr. can lead the FDA, make this guy head of OSHA.
I guess there’s a realistic chance we can get smoke detectors outlawed now.
Cool, cool….
Cool, cool….
November 8, 2024 at 3:02 PM
I guess there’s a realistic chance we can get smoke detectors outlawed now.
Cool, cool….
Cool, cool….
If you must have a smoke detector in your home, at least try to shoplift it.
March 28, 2024 at 4:06 PM
If you must have a smoke detector in your home, at least try to shoplift it.
Let’s just admit it.
House fires are sexy.
House fires are sexy.
March 25, 2024 at 11:06 PM
Let’s just admit it.
House fires are sexy.
House fires are sexy.
Pulling fire alarms is PROTECTED FREE SPEECH!
October 1, 2023 at 12:45 PM
Pulling fire alarms is PROTECTED FREE SPEECH!
Hey patriots, who’s digging a hole and burying their smoke detectors in the hole tonight?
#hole
#hole
September 22, 2023 at 2:05 AM
Hey patriots, who’s digging a hole and burying their smoke detectors in the hole tonight?
#hole
#hole
The Roman Empire had ZERO smoke detectors.
September 19, 2023 at 7:11 PM
The Roman Empire had ZERO smoke detectors.
Firefighters will put out a fire on your $600 stove by causing $7,000 of water damage to your floors.
Great use of your tax dollars! 🙄
Great use of your tax dollars! 🙄
September 19, 2023 at 2:55 AM
Firefighters will put out a fire on your $600 stove by causing $7,000 of water damage to your floors.
Great use of your tax dollars! 🙄
Great use of your tax dollars! 🙄
George Soros owns several smoke detectors!
September 18, 2023 at 4:39 AM
George Soros owns several smoke detectors!
If your home is on fire, a smoke detector is just more material that can burn.
SMOKE DETECTORS MAKE FIRES WORSE!
SMOKE DETECTORS MAKE FIRES WORSE!
September 18, 2023 at 2:42 AM
If your home is on fire, a smoke detector is just more material that can burn.
SMOKE DETECTORS MAKE FIRES WORSE!
SMOKE DETECTORS MAKE FIRES WORSE!
The risk of fires is GREATLY EXAGGERATED!
More people DIE every year from drowning than die in fires.
YOU ARE IN MORE DANGER IN A SWIMMING POOL than in a fire!
More people DIE every year from drowning than die in fires.
YOU ARE IN MORE DANGER IN A SWIMMING POOL than in a fire!
September 17, 2023 at 1:33 PM
The risk of fires is GREATLY EXAGGERATED!
More people DIE every year from drowning than die in fires.
YOU ARE IN MORE DANGER IN A SWIMMING POOL than in a fire!
More people DIE every year from drowning than die in fires.
YOU ARE IN MORE DANGER IN A SWIMMING POOL than in a fire!
2 out of every 5 DEATHS due to fires happen in home WITH A SMOKE DETECTOR!
September 16, 2023 at 6:02 PM
2 out of every 5 DEATHS due to fires happen in home WITH A SMOKE DETECTOR!
Smoke detectors do NOT prevent fires! They only tell you if you already have a fire in your home!
September 16, 2023 at 12:48 AM
Smoke detectors do NOT prevent fires! They only tell you if you already have a fire in your home!
Smoke detectors are radioactive ☢️
September 16, 2023 at 12:34 AM
Smoke detectors are radioactive ☢️