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NotEye
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I’ve made a video or two once: https://youtube.com/@noteye7353?si=_s488uqfiz52_C_4

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Hell yea!
January 22, 2026 at 3:13 PM
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While you’re here in heck with me, I could use your input: bsky.app/profile/not-...
not-eye.bsky.social NotEye @not-eye.bsky.social · 11h
Ok… @ivotian.bsky.social

…hear me out:
A tier list of lord of the rings characters and wether I would cast them as a muppet, if there was ever a muppet version of Lord of the Rings. The categories are: Top= Cast a Muppet Middle= Make a new Muppet Bottom= Stay Human In the top row, I cast Boromir as Oscar the Grouch, Galadriel’s Husband as Kermit the Frog, Denathor as Cookie Monster, Galadriel as Ms. Piggy, Gollum as Elmo, Worm Tongue as Crazy Harry, the Eagles as Big Bird and Sam Eagle, Merry as Gonzo, Pippin as Rizzo the Rat, Rose as Janice, Legolas as Bert, Gimli as Ernie, Gandalf and Saruman as the Old Hecklers Statler and Waldorf, Sauron as The Count (One! One Ring to Rule them All! Ah ah ah!) and Tom Bombadill as Fozy Bear. In the middle row, I say we should make new muppets for Aragorn, Eowen, Bilbo, the Balrog, Elrond, Arwen, Frodo, The Orcs, Sam, The Mouth of Sauron, and the Nazgûl. In the bottom row, I suggest that Faramir, and Theoden stay human. (Also two other characters whose names I can’t remember, I’m sorry.)
January 22, 2026 at 3:08 PM
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😞
January 22, 2026 at 3:00 PM
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1. Sinners with Big Naturals

2. The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover with Big Naturals

3. The Green Knight with Big Naturals

4. No Country for Old Men with Big Naturals

5. How to Train your Dragon with Big Naturals

6. The Lord of the Rings: the Return of the King with Big Naturals
January 22, 2026 at 1:23 PM
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No comma implies that the Dragon has the big naturals, but of course you’re welcome to interpret it how you wish.
January 22, 2026 at 1:11 PM
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1. Sinners with Big Naturals

2. The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover with Big Naturals

3. The Green Knight with Big Naturals

4. No Country for Old Men with Big Naturals

5. How to Train your Dragon with Big Naturals

6. The Lord of the Rings: the Return of the King with Big Naturals
January 22, 2026 at 4:36 AM
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😔
January 22, 2026 at 3:45 AM
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I counter with The Coziest Boy!

(Ignore the suspicious look… I just interrupted his nap to take this picture… my bad)
My cat resting on a giant Snorlax Plush. He looks very suspicious
January 22, 2026 at 2:23 AM
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Wait! I got another one for that:
A cute cartoon ghost with dimples and a halo 😇 very their head. Their hands are together in a praying position and their eyes are turned upward
January 21, 2026 at 4:50 PM
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I know! He go Blegh!
January 21, 2026 at 3:25 PM
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If anyone needed more convincing…

This is the ghost you play as:
A cartoon ghost with a Big smile, stretching its arms out to the sides like it’s Very Excited to get a hug! A cartoon ghost that’s making a very stinky face, sticking its tongue out with its eyes closed! It’s very cute
January 21, 2026 at 4:19 AM
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Two specific notes:

1. I am Obsessed with these cute animal wizards that shoot lightning. (Don’t know why the mob has these, but they also have robots and dragons so…🤷)

2. The boss shown in the pic on the right can Kick Rocks! Only part of the game I didn’t enjoy! That asshole was Annoying for me.
A screenshot of an enemy from Avenging Spirit. It’s meant to be a wizard in an oversized robe that has cute animal ears on top of the hood. A screenshot of a boss fight from Avenging Spirit. The player has possessed an upright lizard character that breaths fire. On the right is the boss, a worm like demon with one eye and spikes that can fly.
January 21, 2026 at 4:10 AM
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You play as the ghost of a man who’s GF was kidnapped by the mob because her dad has Ghost-Science(tm) that they want.

Her dad calls your spirit back to go save her. You possess enemies to fight the mob, and save the day.

This game was Shockingly charming.
A stereotypical mobster getting possessed by a cute cartoon ghost. The mobster’s eyes are bugging out comedically.
January 21, 2026 at 4:10 AM
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👍
January 20, 2026 at 9:17 PM
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What about Sin-icism? 😈
January 20, 2026 at 9:14 PM
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In case it’s not clear, I think this is a Stellar take. Full throated “abolish ice” is such refreshing humanity from someone in his position.
January 20, 2026 at 7:15 PM
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A cartoon detective looking at a pair of lines that are very close together. His word bubbles reads “They’re so close! They’re bound to touch each other!” The same detective and liked, but Zoomed VERY far out… the lines are in fact, parallel and will never touch. The detectives word bubbles reads “…aaaaany minute now…”
January 20, 2026 at 1:19 AM
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Old SuperBoy cartoon
January 20, 2026 at 1:12 AM
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🤭
January 20, 2026 at 1:10 AM
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I am going to become the joker
A screen shot of a store page selling coffee mugs and posters with MLK Jr. pictures with “I have a Dream” on them…
January 19, 2026 at 5:05 PM
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Pushing the one speech they’re able to mass monetize… the one he openly regretted less than 3 years after giving it…
January 19, 2026 at 5:08 PM