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Monsieur Hotdog
@notagback5.bsky.social
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I am the Hotdog Man. I cannot enter your home without an invitation.
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Have you ever had to beat a shopkeeper and his son to death with their own *checks notes* toe shoes?
Meme of the dude from the movie Wayne’s World that had to beat the shopkeeper and son to death with their own shoes in order to get 1000 brown m&m’s to Ozzy before he’d go on stage
November 13, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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Have any journalists asked tRump about his “bone spurs” recently? Or EVER? Not a single journo has confronted him on his draft dodging?

Maybe he’s getting 2 MRIs every six months because his old deferment injuries are acting up?
#bonespurs #trump #canckles #dementiadon #seniletrump
November 11, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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Green Bay assistant Coach has seen some shit *very odd look on his face*
November 11, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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It’s giving
Hasbullah little man looking out of a window
November 10, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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I’m embarrassed to be American today
Remembrance Sunday in the UK
November 9, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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I’m still pulling for the Blue Jays, but I’m very happy to see Freddie Freeman get his flowers.

He’s the Nick Holt of the MLB after all!
Image of Nick Hoult as Lex Luther in the Superman film (2025) next to LA Dodgers Nick Freeman. They have very similar features, including eye and chin shape.
October 28, 2025 at 7:00 AM
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Where can I get this bag?! #Iconic #BambooHandles

This maven has the absolute TUDE to own this iconic LEWK and all sad little K-Klip can do is HATE!

Drink that #Haterade @kenklippenstein.bsky.social you saucy sack of tastelessly long sideburns.
A gaudy purse held by an old lady with dementia (according to the reporting by a fat little man)
October 25, 2025 at 9:16 AM
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It’s been a few days and the sting of a Game 7 loss has faded a bit. #Mariners

Hey #Toronto #BlueJays !

Sending love from Seattle 💙🩵!

#WorldSeries #GoToronto #Canada

#BeatTheDodgers

and as always #FuckDonaldTrump
A chorus of Canadians singing Oh Canada with a big Maple Leaf in the middle of the chorus
October 25, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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The Nazi came in his pants
Nazi (ICE Agent) shown shooting a pastor with a pepper bullet at point blank range. There is a stain on the man’s pants near the zipper. It appears the Nazi has ejaculated in his pants due to his authoritarian fetish.
October 24, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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Green Day has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever

x.com/RapidRespons...
October 19, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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She sayin’ nyet.

I’m saying ‘would’
WOULD
October 17, 2025 at 7:49 AM
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people.com/press-secret...
She’s a money hungry gold digging piece of human waste. https://people.com/press-secretary-karoline-leavitt-addresses-32-year-age-gap-husband-nicholas-ricco-11698659
October 17, 2025 at 7:07 AM
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The original #RealSoyBois #SoyBoys #SoyBois #TheRealSoyBois

When your senile potus cucks you in front of all your soy bean farmer constituents…..
Milei with a fake chainsaw at the RNC or TPUSA or wherever the fuck they pay fascists to cosplay leadership
October 10, 2025 at 9:18 AM
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOL

*breath

LolololololooololLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLOLOLOLLLL

😮‍💨

FUCKING LOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!
Screen grab of the profile for “Scott Greer 6’2” IQ 187” Possibly the internet’s most thirsty right wing cuck
October 2, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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Image of Jimmy Fallon in his notoriously awful portrait of an airborne re-supply jeep driver in the very excellent Band Of Brothers HBO series
September 19, 2025 at 7:06 AM
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More money please 🙏!! Pray for me with dollars💰💰💰💰💰🛐🛐🛐🛐✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️!!!!
Prayers for Ashli Babbitt - the insurrectionist that lost her life because she believed the lies spread by tRump. I look forward to seeing her in hell.
September 18, 2025 at 8:52 AM
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Here’s one very tuckered out Border Collie named Sylvester (Silver). Hope your day gets better 🙌
Photo of a sleepy blue Merle border collie curled up on his little bed, surrounded by by all his favorite toys.
September 18, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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Meme from “Saved By The Bell” when the Jesse Spano got addicted to caffeine pills and Zach Morris didn’t get any pussy
September 17, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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You’re so brave! Speaking truth to power! Look at you!!!
Get in there and make it about you (meme)
September 17, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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Post a movie you like with terrible Rotten Tomatoes scores

*it IS a pretty bad movie but a total guilty pleasure
Screen grab of Sabotage (2014) rotten tomatoes scores: 21% Tomatometer & 36% Popcornmeter
September 16, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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Viagra Boys
September 13, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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Me personally, I’m happy the motherfucker got his.

Congrats Charles, you finally made it. “White Supremacist Martyr” on your t
Tombstone:
Tombstone Pizza Advert
September 12, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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You know what, I’m gonna say it, nobody cares that your MAGA fascist peanut got merc’d.
The infamous “no one cares that you broke your elbow” meme Image of a nerdy white dude in glasses point at another student in the high school computer lab.
September 11, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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Atheists watching religious extremist groups perpetuate intolerance
Photo of Victorian man outside of a window looking into a house but with the most shit eating grin I’ve ever seen
September 8, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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What do you mean?!
Photo of Byron Daniels looking particularly goodboyish.
September 3, 2025 at 5:42 AM