(it's me I'm the interesting and troubled former sadboy turned into a woman)

Nothing quite like being gay on a Wednesday :3

Jacking off using melted cheese call that shit muensterbaiting

Peak unemployed activities include napping at 2pm while cuddling a 2 liter of off brand sprite

This holiday season use these tips to make the most out of your sex:

Moan Santas name in bed

Have an egg nog enema prior for a sweet surprise

Instead of saying you are “finishing” scream that you are “kringle-ing” i.e. “IM GONNA KRINGLE”

The best gift I could receive this season would be my own frontal lobe in a jar

My new gamer girl chair is pink and has a vibrator in it. You know what that meansss

Had to double take. Almost went into a church

@marawilson.bsky.social

Hot take but you were awesome in The Magic Railroad

:3

Mattel should lobby the United States government to make rail travel more prevalent to make the public care about Thomas The Tank Engine again