@notalexavega.bsky.social
NOOO SHES SOOO SMALLLLL
November 23, 2025 at 8:53 PM
NOOO SHES SOOO SMALLLLL
Damn the man got cold give him a break
November 20, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Damn the man got cold give him a break
Me when the only Arctic Monkeys I like came out before 2014
November 14, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Me when the only Arctic Monkeys I like came out before 2014
I do not want to know what fury road fueled NyQuil dreams she had
November 7, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I do not want to know what fury road fueled NyQuil dreams she had
He said “you only live once and I’m gonna live or die trying”
October 23, 2025 at 10:58 PM
He said “you only live once and I’m gonna live or die trying”
19, I know my girl isn’t going above 20 this time
February 9, 2025 at 10:44 PM
19, I know my girl isn’t going above 20 this time
“How do you two want to do tabs tonight?”
“Yes”
“Open or closed?”
“yes”
“Do you have a nut allergy?”
“Ummm, yes please”
“Yes”
“Open or closed?”
“yes”
“Do you have a nut allergy?”
“Ummm, yes please”
January 26, 2025 at 5:08 PM
“How do you two want to do tabs tonight?”
“Yes”
“Open or closed?”
“yes”
“Do you have a nut allergy?”
“Ummm, yes please”
“Yes”
“Open or closed?”
“yes”
“Do you have a nut allergy?”
“Ummm, yes please”
Honking is both not enough and way too much
January 14, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Honking is both not enough and way too much
Bro it’s some of my best work
January 6, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Bro it’s some of my best work
I love calling the ref stripes
January 6, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I love calling the ref stripes
I did actually google two nights ago attempting to find out why we evolved to have two kidneys— I was unsuccessful :/
December 30, 2024 at 6:10 PM
I did actually google two nights ago attempting to find out why we evolved to have two kidneys— I was unsuccessful :/