Customer: “Your bags are different!”

Me: “Yes, [Store] has moved to a more environmentally friendly bag. It’s made of different materials but all more sustainably sourced.”

Customer: “Do you have any non-environmentally friendly bags?”

#earthday #funny #quotes

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Guest: “Why did you make me come on this trip if it was only going to be nothing but foreigners?!”

Guest’s Daughter: “Mom! When you’re in their country, you’re the foreigner!”

#funny #stories #tourists #travel #customers

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I used to work at an Apple Store back in the times when new operating systems were sold on discs.

During the holiday rush, a well-dressed, businessman-type walked in.

Me: “Hello, sir.”

Customer: “Xbox.”

Me: “Excuse me?”

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You’re never going to believe what this customer was actually looking for: notalwaysright.com/not-gonna-li...

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I’ve finished a very long shift and am walking to my car after clocking out.

Customer: “Where the f*** are you going?! The line is insane!”

Me: “They’re trying their best, sir. I’ve clocked out and I’m heading home...”

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This customer doesn’t have a prayer of winning this argument. 😂 Read the full story here: notalwaysright.com/jesus-the-on...

Customer: “Excuse me, could you decorate this cake for me?”

Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am. My shift is over, and the bakery is closed.”

Customer: “But I need it done for tomorrow! If you don’t do it, I’ll call your manager!”

Me: “Ma’am, what do you do for a living?”

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Anybody who believes “the customer is always right” has clearly NEVER had a job dealing with actual customers.

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