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Amanda Schultz
@notamandaschultz.bsky.social
Recovering perfectionist.
Certified silly goose.
Really just a fan account for my dog, Stevie Licks.
My reaction when Taylor told Jimmy Fallon that my INSANE take that “Father Figure” might be about Succession is actually (mostly) accurate.

I’m never going to shut up about this.
October 8, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Further evidence.
October 3, 2025 at 11:26 PM
In a hilarious twist of fate, look what Apple Music made me today 🤣🤣🤣
July 2, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Married this hottie a year ago. Pretty great choice.
June 23, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Dogs against DOGE!

#nokings #notyrants
June 14, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Coupla Bitches Against Fascism 💪🐕‍🦺✌️🐾
June 14, 2025 at 10:05 PM
June 14, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Draw me like one of your French girls.
June 11, 2025 at 6:07 PM
The Leafs post-game presser gonna be like
May 19, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I do find everything Kenneth Lonergan writes to be genuinely quite flawless so there’s something oddly charming about this typo my book club spotted in this publication of Lobby Hero.

@jsmithcameron.bsky.social does he know? Should we tell him?
May 18, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Anyone else in East Van been personally victimized by this stick that really fuckin looks like a snake?
May 14, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Y’all have truly lost the plot when it comes to these branded collabs.
May 8, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Stevie pondering what it really means to be a good dog after reading Kenneth Lonergan’s “Lobby Hero”.
April 27, 2025 at 3:59 PM
This ice cream is as underwhelming as the Canucks season.
April 20, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Latte art update: much more clarity on my matchas! 🍵
April 17, 2025 at 6:12 PM
hey siri, play tired as fuck by the tragically hip
April 2, 2025 at 1:17 AM
back on my bullshit (workin at the junos)
March 25, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Damn, I really miss Veep.
March 20, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Having a job is good but have you tried being a Lady of Leisure learning latte art instead?
March 17, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Local dog, despondent, puts self to bed after long day of watching sports in the office by herself while dad is off gambling in Vegas.
March 17, 2025 at 4:06 AM