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Digital native, lost in the sauce.
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Before anyone feels bad for this guy remember you can have a job that isn’t killing people. Never mind being one of the main guys to do it.
December 2, 2025 at 2:57 AM
It’s the only way to get them to stop talking about themselves for a minute or so
November 18, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Free business idea: Manly rosaries made by altar boys from the purest lead birdshot.
November 17, 2025 at 4:08 PM
It’s both, I think. My peers would have been mortified at a virtual advertisement that we had a pimple, but I am now an old.
November 13, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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I understood as soon as the fix was in we were going to have the next few hours of pageantry, but oh my god this is the Senate caucus leader, if he didn’t want this bill to pass he would just tell his caucus the bill isn’t going to pass.

He hates you. He hates you and thinks you’re stupid.
November 10, 2025 at 1:22 AM
There won’t be a vote on subsidies. They are LYING LIARS. How many times will you let them piss on our heads and tell us it’s raining? I’m a fed and not getting paid but I’m still begging you: Hold the line or we’ll primary you and every single one of your colleagues who vote for this garbage.
November 10, 2025 at 1:20 AM