Note to self: when a football coach leaves a yellow cone on the pitch it’s to cover up dog poo. As I found picking it up thinking he’d forgotten to take it. Who lets their dog poo in the middle of a small kid friendly football pitch?

Having a fun day deleting 100,000,000 records from a log table before I can update a customer’s system. That was a really bad design decision made in 2008 and survived far longer than it should’ve.