Nicklaus Gaut
notburtreynolds.bsky.social
Nicklaus Gaut
@notburtreynolds.bsky.social
Part-time writer, professional dad. Cosmere aware
I’m pro-level at convincing my wife to enable my silliness but I’m starting to really worry I won’t be able to pull off naming our new she pei puppy, Abe Vigoda
January 15, 2025 at 3:48 PM
We regret to inform you that Nicklaus will be unavailable, in all aspects conceivable, for the foreseeable future.
#Cosmere
December 6, 2024 at 3:32 PM
We’ve entered the season where my family knows I’ll just keep putting “Last Christmas” on repeat if left unchecked
December 4, 2024 at 2:21 PM
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Starting to develop a real fondness for the social media site preferred by scientists over the one preferred by arsonists.
November 27, 2024 at 10:10 PM
Excellent read. If the general topic interests you, “1491” by Charles Mann is fantastic.
⚠️WOKE CONTENT⚠️

🧵As people sit with family members today in celebration one of the greatest American myths of all time; I ask the question as I do every year:

Do they know they are celebrating a lie?(cont)
#ProudBlue
#ResistanceRoots
#USDemocracy
www.smithsonianmag.com/history/than...
The Myths of the Thanksgiving Story and the Lasting Damage They Imbue
In truth, massacres, disease and American Indian tribal politics are what shaped the Pilgrim-Indian alliance at the root of the holiday
www.smithsonianmag.com
November 28, 2024 at 3:42 PM
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BREAKING: Trump threatens tariffs on Scotland unless they immediately outlaw their national pastime of hurling insults at him.

In particular:

"Mangled apricot hellbeast"

"Clueless numpty"

"Weapons-grade plum"

"Toupeed fucktrumpet"

"Witless cocksplat"
November 27, 2024 at 3:15 PM
Ya know, I’m starting to think Trump actually DID know something about Project 2025!So many d’s of chess
BREAKING: Trump has named Russ Vought as Office of Management and Budget (OMB) Director. Vought is the architect of Project 2025.
November 26, 2024 at 12:38 AM
The craziest thing about Bluesky is getting follower notifications that aren’t bots
November 25, 2024 at 2:02 PM
Not one to be a shill but the Disney cruise was pretty much a perfect family vacation.
Here’s your answers:
1. The finest velour
2. A perfectly nestled, bolo-tie eagle medallion
November 24, 2024 at 1:56 PM