@notcarcas.bsky.social
It was only a matter of time
January 21, 2026 at 6:37 PM
It was only a matter of time
What if the white chocolate is part of peppermint bark?
January 15, 2026 at 6:39 AM
What if the white chocolate is part of peppermint bark?
Does this make the vienna sausages qualify as bed rotted?
January 14, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Does this make the vienna sausages qualify as bed rotted?
I get kinda uncomfortable when my partner is uncomfortable/upset and try to find any ways that I could comfort her emotionally/physically
January 10, 2026 at 12:10 AM
I get kinda uncomfortable when my partner is uncomfortable/upset and try to find any ways that I could comfort her emotionally/physically
Awwwww, you are so pretty, don't let anyone tell you different bootiful!!!
January 6, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Awwwww, you are so pretty, don't let anyone tell you different bootiful!!!
I'm not mad, I'm just... disappointed lmao
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media.tenor.com
January 5, 2026 at 7:50 AM
I'm not mad, I'm just... disappointed lmao
Crunchy or smooth peanut butter? This is an important question
January 5, 2026 at 7:46 AM
Crunchy or smooth peanut butter? This is an important question
Got one of your vids pulled up now😏
January 1, 2026 at 8:52 AM
Got one of your vids pulled up now😏
I definitely work up a chub for some pizza tolls
December 26, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I definitely work up a chub for some pizza tolls
Is it okay if I get my head petted instead... unfortunately I don't have back pimples lol
December 18, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Is it okay if I get my head petted instead... unfortunately I don't have back pimples lol
I dunno, I'll need to see the research first
December 12, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I dunno, I'll need to see the research first
Next big goal, 8 STREAMS
December 3, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Next big goal, 8 STREAMS
Hear me out, I lay my head on your lap, and you use my head as a coaster... compromise lol
November 30, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Hear me out, I lay my head on your lap, and you use my head as a coaster... compromise lol
Milk is what I love for
November 24, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Milk is what I love for
No need to tempt me with a good time
November 14, 2025 at 8:42 PM
No need to tempt me with a good time
A high insurance rate
November 12, 2025 at 4:44 AM
A high insurance rate
To be Alan... *sigh*
November 11, 2025 at 4:52 AM
To be Alan... *sigh*
I always thought the clitoris was just an urban legend... must do more research
November 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I always thought the clitoris was just an urban legend... must do more research
That's it, I'm getting the spray bottle
November 7, 2025 at 5:39 AM
That's it, I'm getting the spray bottle
Beese churger?
November 3, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Beese churger?
Fair enough, I am ready
October 31, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Fair enough, I am ready
I got you fam
October 30, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I got you fam