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"Stay angry, little Meg,” Mrs Whatsit whispered. “You will need all your anger now.” -- Madeleine L'Engle, A Wrinkle in Time

One of the most powerful lines in all of literature.
They don't usually so specifically reference an individual story.

Maybe the "fucking obvious" idea that eluded marketers for the last 50 years isn't often applicable.
December 15, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Helmets are strong. The Enterprise is strong.
December 12, 2025 at 3:12 AM
You're smart! Do you have an Enterprise?
December 12, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Captain Janeway had yellow hair!
December 12, 2025 at 2:24 AM
You left when you could. There's no shame to be had.
December 10, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Section 31 is like the Dead Like Me movie; it's best not to acknowledge its existence.
December 5, 2025 at 12:03 AM
How perfect is that?
December 5, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I am perfectly happy with Star Trek: 90210 and even a half-Klingon named Jaden. Jay-Den, if you want to get technical about it. Fuck it, it's Star Trek, it looks swell. It isn't going to be like anything we've seen before because... it's different. Embrace it!
December 5, 2025 at 12:00 AM
While still being canon? I think this could go somewhere!
December 4, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Wait, wait, wait... you're onto something... We need both a Vulcan and an Orion, don't you think? Definitely no Talosians.

But the Vulcan is hilarious and enjoys humans, and the Orion is insanely nice.

Maybe?
December 4, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I hope when the kid gets old enough to know about this, he'll despise her forever for it.
December 4, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I think it's a union rule: you must eventually be on Doctor Who to keep your membership.

Christina Chong, who is Security Chief La'an on Star Trek: Strange New Worlds, was the marine who gave the River Song cloth to Amy. She defied orders for the Doctor after an event when she was younger.
December 2, 2025 at 10:37 PM
The National Review has been a pox on the nation for a very long time.
December 2, 2025 at 9:15 PM
It was very, very foggy in the office. They looked like fleeing Kree to Pete.
December 2, 2025 at 9:09 PM
...... I picked green. Myron.
December 2, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Turns out Charlie Kirk is on a business trip with Jesus so the three year old can afford more than just blueberries.
December 2, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Gil Simon?

Oookay....
December 2, 2025 at 7:08 PM