@notcoolenough.bsky.social
Criminal defense lawyer. Mom. Former pool shark. Wino.
My husband thinks that's too harsh. I disagree. Tomorrow I will write something nicer I'm sure. But I still think they should get fucked.
January 16, 2026 at 3:27 AM
My husband thinks that's too harsh. I disagree. Tomorrow I will write something nicer I'm sure. But I still think they should get fucked.
Seriously, how does anyone actually get a dog from a rescue? This is so fucking cruel.
My proposed response - "Thank you for letting me know. I would appreciate if all of you would take your apologies and get fucked. Don't ever contact me again, for any reason"
My proposed response - "Thank you for letting me know. I would appreciate if all of you would take your apologies and get fucked. Don't ever contact me again, for any reason"
January 16, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Seriously, how does anyone actually get a dog from a rescue? This is so fucking cruel.
My proposed response - "Thank you for letting me know. I would appreciate if all of you would take your apologies and get fucked. Don't ever contact me again, for any reason"
My proposed response - "Thank you for letting me know. I would appreciate if all of you would take your apologies and get fucked. Don't ever contact me again, for any reason"
So we talked about it, but ultimately decided to say yes, we still wanted her. This was the response
January 16, 2026 at 3:27 AM
So we talked about it, but ultimately decided to say yes, we still wanted her. This was the response
Got an email from the shelter with the second dog we didn't get, saying the adopters had fallen through and asking if we were still interested. We got bad information from the foster the first time and someone else got their application in first, despite us doing what she told us.
January 16, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Got an email from the shelter with the second dog we didn't get, saying the adopters had fallen through and asking if we were still interested. We got bad information from the foster the first time and someone else got their application in first, despite us doing what she told us.
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I highly recommend “sound on” for this new angle
January 12, 2026 at 3:07 AM
I highly recommend “sound on” for this new angle
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Just imagine flying a "Don't Tread On Me" flag and posing as someone who hates government overreach-- and then masking up as an armed FEDERAL GOVERNMENT THUG to MURDER an innocent woman in broad daylight for no reason.
January 9, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Just imagine flying a "Don't Tread On Me" flag and posing as someone who hates government overreach-- and then masking up as an armed FEDERAL GOVERNMENT THUG to MURDER an innocent woman in broad daylight for no reason.
I was having a spirited but friendly debate about it in a pool hall with a (male) friend and a guy at the next table got so mad he came over so aggressively as though to start a fight with me. My friend, who was former military, had to physically step between us to get him to back off.
January 4, 2026 at 2:11 PM
I was having a spirited but friendly debate about it in a pool hall with a (male) friend and a guy at the next table got so mad he came over so aggressively as though to start a fight with me. My friend, who was former military, had to physically step between us to get him to back off.
Not pregnant, just a stomach bug.
January 1, 2026 at 12:32 PM
Not pregnant, just a stomach bug.
Were, not we're, of course. I hate when I don't catch typos!
December 26, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Were, not we're, of course. I hate when I don't catch typos!
She, of course, could not have known we'd had a miscarriage and we're dealing with infertility. But between my husband and I, she will forever be known as "that little b*tch {child's name}" for calling me fat to my face TWICE lol.
December 26, 2025 at 5:44 PM
She, of course, could not have known we'd had a miscarriage and we're dealing with infertility. But between my husband and I, she will forever be known as "that little b*tch {child's name}" for calling me fat to my face TWICE lol.
A little girl in my son's preschool class came up to me and told me I had a baby in my belly. I did not, and told her so. A few weeks later she came back up and said "see! I told you you have a baby in your belly!" I still did not.
December 26, 2025 at 5:44 PM
A little girl in my son's preschool class came up to me and told me I had a baby in my belly. I did not, and told her so. A few weeks later she came back up and said "see! I told you you have a baby in your belly!" I still did not.
Pretty sure they missed redacting her name in at least one spot... Great job, FBI.
December 21, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Pretty sure they missed redacting her name in at least one spot... Great job, FBI.
Love this movie (Miracle Mile) and I've definitely watched it more than once!
December 11, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Love this movie (Miracle Mile) and I've definitely watched it more than once!
I see what you did there.
December 4, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I see what you did there.
My sister was studying engineering at Virginia Tech. One of her professors was killed in the shooting years later.
There is so much fucked up stuff going on in this country right now, but I feel like it all flows from the collective shrug Republicans gave to the repeated mass murder of children.
There is so much fucked up stuff going on in this country right now, but I feel like it all flows from the collective shrug Republicans gave to the repeated mass murder of children.
December 2, 2025 at 3:43 PM
My sister was studying engineering at Virginia Tech. One of her professors was killed in the shooting years later.
There is so much fucked up stuff going on in this country right now, but I feel like it all flows from the collective shrug Republicans gave to the repeated mass murder of children.
There is so much fucked up stuff going on in this country right now, but I feel like it all flows from the collective shrug Republicans gave to the repeated mass murder of children.
I was a senior in high school when the Columbine shooting happened. I remember it so clearly, watching it while babysitting after school. My (older) sister told me she was so glad I was about to graduate so I wouldn't be at risk.
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December 2, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I was a senior in high school when the Columbine shooting happened. I remember it so clearly, watching it while babysitting after school. My (older) sister told me she was so glad I was about to graduate so I wouldn't be at risk.
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There are so many things to worry about as a parent. It is just so cruel and unnecessary that we continue to let school shootings be one of them.
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December 2, 2025 at 3:43 PM
There are so many things to worry about as a parent. It is just so cruel and unnecessary that we continue to let school shootings be one of them.
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I had my first a couple weeks before I turned 39, my second a month before I turned 44. The second was harder in every way (getting pregnant, staying pregnant, my body hurt the whole time, etc.) so there likely wont be a third, but I probably still *could* if we were willing to go through it again.
December 1, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I had my first a couple weeks before I turned 39, my second a month before I turned 44. The second was harder in every way (getting pregnant, staying pregnant, my body hurt the whole time, etc.) so there likely wont be a third, but I probably still *could* if we were willing to go through it again.
I've made this several times and it is so beautiful and delicious!
November 16, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I've made this several times and it is so beautiful and delicious!
This maple cream pie was also amazing, though it wasn't as big of a hit as leftovers so maybe best for a big crowd to eat the day of. I'm making it this year for the staff at my son's school. www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/mapl...
November 16, 2025 at 7:00 PM
This maple cream pie was also amazing, though it wasn't as big of a hit as leftovers so maybe best for a big crowd to eat the day of. I'm making it this year for the staff at my son's school. www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/mapl...