Love these. I also check in with the otters daily.

The fact he didn’t panic delete it yet is kinda impressive

The breast implant line took me tf out 😭

We need the Abigail cosplay

As a beginner I think it’s good to buy something that doesn’t break the bank and just get it serviced (ex. get the string action lowered) and you’ll be golden. You can always buy something more expensive if you know you’ll be consistent with it. That’s what I did.

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Update I cut the bangs

I was wondering where that odd pain in my third leg was coming from

The cursed discourse around this made a lot more sense to me when I saw the name Melissa Nathan in those text threads. She’s the same PR/crisis manager Johnny Depp hired.

I have a setting on where any tab older than a week gets closed automatically and I must unfortunately admit I forgot I had it on for months until I JUST thought about it

I have adhd and when I walk places I’ll rip leaves off a bush and rip them in 10000 pieces just to fidget with something. And tbh, the leaf as a fidget goes hard.