Not Ghandi
@notghandi.bsky.social
#Quotes that #Gandhi definitely did NOT say or write (probably). Bot posting twice per day.
You are what you eat.
November 19, 2025 at 11:00 PM
You are what you eat.
We dinosaurs are doomed. I just know it.
November 19, 2025 at 11:00 AM
We dinosaurs are doomed. I just know it.
What do you want, you moon-faced assassin of joy?
November 18, 2025 at 11:00 PM
What do you want, you moon-faced assassin of joy?
It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
November 18, 2025 at 11:00 AM
It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
I've got a bad feeling about this.
November 17, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I've got a bad feeling about this.
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
November 17, 2025 at 11:00 AM
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
Negative, I am a meat popsicle.
November 16, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Negative, I am a meat popsicle.
There comes a time when you look into the mirror and realize that what you see is all that you will ever be. Then you accept it, or you kill yourself. Or you stop looking into mirrors.
November 16, 2025 at 11:00 AM
There comes a time when you look into the mirror and realize that what you see is all that you will ever be. Then you accept it, or you kill yourself. Or you stop looking into mirrors.
In my day, television was called ‘a book.'
November 15, 2025 at 11:00 PM
In my day, television was called ‘a book.'
Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that.
November 15, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.
November 14, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.
All we are is dust in the wind, dude.
November 14, 2025 at 11:00 AM
All we are is dust in the wind, dude.
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
November 13, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
Where words fail, music speaks.
November 13, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Where words fail, music speaks.
You must construct additional pylons.
November 12, 2025 at 11:00 PM
You must construct additional pylons.
Stay a while and listen.
November 12, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Stay a while and listen.
They may take our lives, but they’ll never take our freedom!
November 11, 2025 at 11:00 PM
They may take our lives, but they’ll never take our freedom!
Nothing is more badass than treating a woman with respect!
November 11, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Nothing is more badass than treating a woman with respect!
It’s better to feel pain than nothing at all. The opposite of love is indifference.
November 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
It’s better to feel pain than nothing at all. The opposite of love is indifference.
You can always count on Americans to do the right thing - after they've tried everything else.
November 10, 2025 at 11:00 AM
You can always count on Americans to do the right thing - after they've tried everything else.
Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker!
November 9, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker!
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
November 9, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
In my day, television was called ‘a book.'
November 8, 2025 at 11:00 PM
In my day, television was called ‘a book.'
I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
November 8, 2025 at 11:00 AM
I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
It's not easy being green.
November 7, 2025 at 11:00 PM
It's not easy being green.