🎵 I'm working late, because I have soft boundaries with work but know that if I'm online after hours I will be having a beer🎵
March 12, 2025 at 9:36 PM
🎵 I'm working late, because I have soft boundaries with work but know that if I'm online after hours I will be having a beer🎵
nothing further, your honour
March 11, 2025 at 1:16 AM
nothing further, your honour
My grandparents voted conservative for the first time in their lives because "Doug is the only one who can handle Trump" I'm gonna be fucking sick
February 28, 2025 at 12:36 AM
My grandparents voted conservative for the first time in their lives because "Doug is the only one who can handle Trump" I'm gonna be fucking sick
Whoever is running Treudeau's farewell campaign deserves a cabinet position
February 22, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Whoever is running Treudeau's farewell campaign deserves a cabinet position
breweries are single handedly propping up the chalkboard paint market
February 16, 2025 at 2:58 PM
breweries are single handedly propping up the chalkboard paint market
I haven't even seen nosferaone yet guys
January 22, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I haven't even seen nosferaone yet guys
Welcome... To Dystopia Park
January 20, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Welcome... To Dystopia Park
listen I know there's other shit going on but I donated to the NDP and still haven't gotten my t shirt
January 19, 2025 at 6:38 PM
listen I know there's other shit going on but I donated to the NDP and still haven't gotten my t shirt
Elmo's rocko tops my hear me out cake no questions please
January 18, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Elmo's rocko tops my hear me out cake no questions please
Moral of the story is that the machine blew into my eyeball 9 times before it worked and my optometrist had the audacity to tell me I have dry eyes like YA NO SHIT
January 13, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Moral of the story is that the machine blew into my eyeball 9 times before it worked and my optometrist had the audacity to tell me I have dry eyes like YA NO SHIT
I just feel like if you can scan an image of an eye that is detailed enough to see veins etc. you can't also see glaucoma? I'm no optometrist but I think they do it for fun
January 13, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I just feel like if you can scan an image of an eye that is detailed enough to see veins etc. you can't also see glaucoma? I'm no optometrist but I think they do it for fun
how in the year of our Lord 2025 have we not come up with a better way to test for glaucoma than blowing in my fucking eye
January 13, 2025 at 4:11 AM
how in the year of our Lord 2025 have we not come up with a better way to test for glaucoma than blowing in my fucking eye
I'm only funny off-paper
January 9, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I'm only funny off-paper
everyone's talking about the amount of stuff millennials are about to receive from boomers but imagine our kids just getting all of our shitty "this is fine" and "fur mom" mugs
January 2, 2025 at 4:10 PM
everyone's talking about the amount of stuff millennials are about to receive from boomers but imagine our kids just getting all of our shitty "this is fine" and "fur mom" mugs
the true curse of the millennial is to have and continue to accumulate mugs
January 2, 2025 at 4:09 PM
the true curse of the millennial is to have and continue to accumulate mugs
glad to have a platform to say dumb shit. not twitter dumb, but dumb all the same.
December 22, 2024 at 3:14 AM
glad to have a platform to say dumb shit. not twitter dumb, but dumb all the same.
am I the only Agatha All Along fan?
December 22, 2024 at 3:12 AM
am I the only Agatha All Along fan?
I know it's more complicated than this but is inflation and the economy bad because we can't let Galen Weston make less money?
December 18, 2024 at 10:12 PM
I know it's more complicated than this but is inflation and the economy bad because we can't let Galen Weston make less money?